Darwin Award Thread

[AzScorpion]

Didn’t Biden once say, Just fire two shotgun blasts at the door! ?

No the dumb ass said "Just shoot them in the leg"!

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[AzScorpion]

Today, is apparently Asshole Day...besides the foolz in the Tacoma thread, Amnesty International sending Millennials around to spiel their "End Gun Violence Campaign".

I just shut door.

They never come here for some reason? ?‍

 

[Trigganometry]

No the dumb ass said "Just shoot them in the leg"!

Check it out! But he really did say that once ?

 

[Rinn69]

I really should get this.....

 

[D Fresh]

Today, is apparently Asshole Day...besides the foolz in the Tacoma thread, Amnesty International sending Millennials around to spiel their "End Gun Violence Campaign".

I just shut door.

Terry, You should've answered the door holding a shotgun. lol

As a third shift worker I have a sign my daughter made for me that states not to knock or ring the doorbell.

ANYTIME my doorbell rings I answer the door I packing, visibly.

Nothing scarier than a half asleep, bearded, redhead in his boxers with a pistol. I've yet to have one return.

 

[AzScorpion]

As a third shift worker I have a sign my daughter made for me that states not to knock or ring the doorbell.

ANYTIME my doorbell rings I answer the door I packing, visibly.

Nothing scarier than a half asleep, bearded, redhead in his boxers with a pistol. I've yet to have one return.

Thanks for that mental picture, it's almost dinner time too. ?

 

[Tracy Bowman]

As a third shift worker I have a sign my daughter made for me that states not to knock or ring the doorbell.

ANYTIME my doorbell rings I answer the door I packing, visibly.

Nothing scarier than a half asleep, bearded, redhead in his boxers with a pistol. I've yet to have one return.

That paints quite a picture D Fresh!

 

[D Fresh]

Thanks for that mental picture, it's almost dinner time too. ?

That paints quite a picture D Fresh!

Now imagine you're a door to door vacuum salesman. I'm sure my address is on a few black lists.

 

[AzScorpion]

Now imagine you're a door to door vacuum salesman. I'm sure my address is on a few black lists.

You really want to get black listed? Answer the door like this next time.

 

[Sardog]

Send it, Whats the worst thing that could happen.

 

[Trigganometry]

Seriously Masshole approved

 

[Colo_Ranger]

Two issues I see with this photo:
1. The ball hitch is too small for the load that wood can handle.
2. it would have cost him less to get a legitimate hitch setup. He's got $100,000 in wood there.

 

[Ronbo]

Seriously Masshole approved

The “Bernie” sticker says it all. ?

 

[aeroshots]

Seriously Masshole approved

At least the eye bolts are inplace for safety chains. Got that going for them.

 

[OFC Ranger]

Seriously Masshole approved

I mean honestly I guess depending on what they're towing and the distance it's not that terrible of an idea.

Maybe a little bit of mulch in one of those little small 3.5 ft utility trailers. I don't know just playing devil's advocate

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