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I am convinced that an alien spaceship came down in the dead of night, and dropped off all of their stupid people. And the bad part is they ain't coming back to get 'em.
Like Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B?
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I am convinced that an alien spaceship came down in the dead of night, and dropped off all of their stupid people. And the bad part is they ain't coming back to get 'em.
Jim, we're getting outnumbered quickly now. ?


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Another award winner in the wee hours. Doer takes the fly over to US 75 in downtown Dallas to fast. Flips over the rail onto the highway below. Needed the jaws of life for the extraction. Driver transported. Condition unknown. Highway still closed. Traffic diverted to service road.
Was it where I-35W goes under it ? I lived in Maypearl (west of Waxahachie) for a short time.
 

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What could possibly go wrong here? o_O



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Hi Folks,

A bit of a back story. Our Green Valley neighbors on the next street and Margie and I became good friends. He was the COO of Conoco Oil and Executive VP of DuPont when Conoco was purchased by DuPont. Fabulously wealthy. They owned a 8500 sq ft house in Jackson Hole Wy. We visited them quite a few times. I was always changing light bulbes in this house were the living room valuated ceiling was 2½ story high. The glass window overlooking the Grand Tetons was out of this world...So here I was scaling this extension ladder up to the huge beams at the roof level. Bill held the ladder but it was scary....Then as Bill aged he became dizzy and one time I was up there, bulb in hand to replace the burned out MR16 spotlight and he said..."I am going to collapse...gotta sit down" So here I am 2½ stories up with no support...Decision...down the ladder pdq or change the bulb. So I changed the bulb and the light worked....down the ladder and I told Bill. That is it...hire out any more bulb changes. Not worth being severely injured or killed for a flippin' light bulb...

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Then it dawns on him that it’s a hard left out of the lumber yard ?

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Even scarier is no one in the lumber yard thought to tell him this wasn't a good idea? :facepalm:
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