Some a$$hole soiled my Ranger

[GTGallop]

I really hope that's spit and not something else. ? I guess if it was (something else) it's kind of a compliment.

If you can shoot your load out into the middle of my windshield, I'll let you do it. It would take me six years of Hot Yoga and Kegels to be able to arch my back enough to get the required loft to shoot that high and far.

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[LaBalbe]

If you can shoot your load out into the middle of my windshield, I'll let you do it. It would take me six years of Hot Yoga and Kegels to be able to arch my back enough to get the required loft to shoot that high and far.

....the fact that you've thought about this enough to figure out which forms of exercise, and how long.....

 

[got3fords]

If you can shoot your load out into the middle of my windshield, I'll let you do it. It would take me six years of Hot Yoga and Kegels to be able to arch my back enough to get the required loft to shoot that high and far.

Actually that's the driver's window, so not quite as difficult.

 

[got3fords]

Man you are not joking about eggs! over $5 a dozen!!

Still getting my backyard home raised eggs from my sweetheart up the road for $3. So delish!

 

[AzScorpion]

If you can shoot your load out into the middle of my windshield, I'll let you do it. It would take me six years of Hot Yoga and Kegels to be able to arch my back enough to get the required loft to shoot that high and far.

20 years ago I'd accept that challenge, but not now.

 

[got3fords]

No video cameras to capture this failed abortion suspect?

There are cameras, but not worth the manpower of our company or the building owner for such a minor infraction. If there was actual damage or theft, then yeah, bring it.

 

[Highlander]

If you can shoot your load out into the middle of my windshield, I'll let you do it. It would take me six years of Hot Yoga and Kegels to be able to arch my back enough to get the required loft to shoot that high and far.

Actually that's the driver's window, so not quite as difficult.

At 5'7" it's been a big help. lol

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Don't challenge Dave.. he doesn't just flog dampers! ?

Frank

 

[myothercarizahearse]

Life is too damn short to waste time on meaningless stuff

like Iphones....flip phone pride

 

[JesseS]

like Iphones....flip phone pride

So I missed this? Flip phones went out about 20 years ago.

 

[subquark]

Hey, like I said...at least my tranny didn't cost me $10,000...

Damn, I thought trannies were much less expensive ...

 

[Jason B]

Yeah and I eat 4 eggs a day (became diabetic and 30 years of eating corn flakes with whole milk went out the window). And since I eat so many, we get fancy organic ones (Vital Farms) so those cost more (but Greta approves, and isn't that all that matters?). =p

Just so you know, ALL eggs are organic. ?

Damn, I thought trannies were much less expensive ...

It depends upon which street corner you pick them up.

 

[Friday yet?]

20 years ago I'd accept that challenge, but not now.

+1

 

[AzScorpion]

+1

I was torn between giving you a sad face and a laugh. I guess at this age we deserve both.

 

[Friday yet?]

If you can shoot your load out into the middle of my windshield, I'll let you do it. It would take me six years of Hot Yoga and Kegels to be able to arch my back enough to get the required loft to shoot that high and far.

I'm sorry. LOL a moment ago. For real LOL. Continued reading the thread. Just went back to read this one again. That is freaking hysterical! Crying here....

Sick f**ker. 'Course I consider that trait a requirement for friendship.

 

[AzScorpion]

I'm sorry. LOL a moment ago. For real LOL. Continued reading the thread. Just went back to read this one again. That is freaking hysterical! Crying here....

Sick f**ker. 'Course I consider that trait a requirement for friendship.

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