Support group for those without a tailgate damper

[FoD]

Unless you are Terry (@FoD).

When hell freezes over and pigs fly. I’m proud of my curmudgeoness.

Al, jealousy becomes you...??

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[AzScorpion]

Admittedly I did miss it was a reply to slamming

Yes, I have finger prints, but the damper people have twice as many because they need both hands to lift with their pencil thin arms, lol.

Not true. We're so weak and frail now we need someone else to lift it for us. ?

 

[JACKSMYDOG]

Not true. We're so weak and frail now we need someone else to lift it for us. ?

Plus having someone else do it, means you don't have to put your purse down

 

[AzScorpion]

Plus having someone else do it, means you don't have to put your purse down

Got that one covered Jay. ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Plus having someone else do it, means you don't have to put your purse down

It's a MURSE, thank you very much.

It's a great place to carry my Zima when I dig one out of my hoard.

 

[Apples]

My friend Mike, bought a new 2022 Ford F150, Platinum PowerBoost. His tailgate is fully electrified, as it should be, on a truck with a price tag over $100,000.00! His finger prints are on his key fob. But in the final analysis, he puts his pants on the same way I do. The difference is, he buys his from Walmart, and I buy mine from Saks 5th Avenue!

 

[FusedLogic]

I came off a Delta A321 aircraft on Thursday and I was seated towards the back. By the time it came for me to stand up and walk off the plane, I looked towards the front and all of the overhead bin doors were open. It was damper heaven! Each door had two dampers! Row after row of them! The only thing missing was the sound of angels singing!

 

[Msfitoy]

Not true. We're so weak and frail now we need someone else to lift it for us. ?

My God...I can't barely open the gate now...

 

[FoD]

Not true. We're so weak and frail now we need someone else to lift it for us. ?

Plus having someone else do it, means you don't have to put your purse down

AND...Dave's Shopping Network always has the next mod available...

 

[JACKSMYDOG]

AND...Dave's Shopping Network always has the next mod available...

Tailgate damper mods list:

1- Velcro wrap
2- Astroglide 2000
3- Mod the name to "strut"
4- Tailgate lifter

? 5- A damper sized RANGER vinyl letters decal pack?

 

[Phil_R]

I'm deeply ashamed ... but I know that I'll get lots of loving support and warm hugs from all of you for my slip and new character flaw, and the loss of my man card ...

Hi, my name is David and I ...

Glad to have you join the club!!! Don't forget to change your vote, David!!!

 

[subquark]

Officially out of this group and I changed my vote. =(

It did start raining before I could put it on, probably God's tears for my lapse.

 

[Adamsat6100]

At the risk of being identified as a forum outsider - I do not have a stinkin damper and not planning on one anytime soon.

To each his own

 

[Voodoo Ranger]

I don’t need no stinking tailgate damper

 

[dtech]

I don’t need no stinking tailgate damper

Nor do the non damper owners need a support group as we are strong and capable, both physically and mentally. I'm afraid those with the dampers need the security of a support group. I plan to go damperless till the end.

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