We don't need no stinking Ranger!

[Friday yet?]

Look at the backseat. It had ten 80 lb bags of concrete. Passenger is sleeping.
https://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Workshop/Overload.htm

Ok, gonna let my true self out of the bag here for a moment. Birth control (some new fangled scientific breakthrough) should be injected into everyone at birth. After an extensive battery of tests, you MAY be allowed to reproduce. Ditto marriage.

Jeez, severe stupid is out of control. And the really stupid just breed like rabbits.

Ok. Mean heartless unfeeling rant over. (But for the record, I meant it.)

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[Trigganometry]

So take a left to get out of here right?

 

[Friday yet?]

As for this...this is simply a great way to save gas...the driver is obviously taking advantage of a strong following breeze, while the passenger is acting as a "sail operator" using and guiding the box as an expert sailor would do by adjusting a sail on a small sailing skiff.
Lot's here are critical of our Ranger's poor mpg, and should take note of this great way to save gas!!!!

Oh no... now thanks to you here come the "I thought my Ranger would get 32 MPG! This is ridiculous!" guys. Thread was funny but now it's going to get high jacked into yet another MPG whine feast. (They didn't realize that they were buying a truck.)

Moderators need to start another forum for the "Ranger owners who should have bought a Smart Car. Or a moped."

 

[Friday yet?]

So take a left to get out of here right?

Now that right there is a level of stupidity that would require me to have a lawn chair and a 6 pack of beer. OMG I could watch that for days!!!!

 

[Stevedbvik1]

Unfortunately they are and they vote now too! ?

And breed

 

[TXRangerTim]

Ok, gonna let my true self out of the bag here for a moment. Birth control (some new fangled scientific breakthrough) should be injected into everyone at birth. After an extensive battery of tests, you MAY be allowed to reproduce. Ditto marriage.

Jeez, severe stupid is out of control. And the really stupid just breed like rabbits.

Ok. Mean heartless unfeeling rant over. (But for the record, I meant it.)

Sounds similar to the premise of the movie Gattaca.

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