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Soooo, you're saying that you 're married to two women AND you just got back from a HIGHLY detailed trip with your GIRLFRIEND....

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You know I'd do almost anything for you brother. But messing with a redheaded (IIRC your wife is a redhead?) southern woman is not one of them. A man must know his limitations! :captain:

@AzScorpion I was the red head, note I say was. :) However, she's Cherokee. So, you can understand my hestitance to cross her. Her favorite line is, "Boy, you gotta sleep sometime". :oops:

(Her Great Grandfather was Chief of the Eastern Band of the tribe. They were the Native Americans that hid out in the Smokies so the Government soldiers couldn't find them, and march them west on the Trail of Tears)
 

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No it was perfect! Only thing better is if we had a mad stare emoji. Nothing says "you're in trouble" then a southern woman's stare.

We all know what "the look" means. o_O:oops:


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That look: "You did NOT just say that!"
 

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That look: "You did NOT just say that!"
That look can cut through diamonds! I get scared just looking at the picture. ?
 


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@AzScorpion I was the red head, note I say was. :) However, she's Cherokee. So, you can understand my hestitance to cross her. Her favorite line is, "Boy, you gotta sleep sometime". :oops:

(Her Great Grandfather was Chief of the Eastern Band of the tribe. They were the Native Americans that hid out in the Smokies so the Government soldiers couldn't find them, and march them west on the Trail of Tears)
You're in more trouble than I thought. I'll text you my address so you can hide out here for a while. No wait, if she finds out she'll scalp us both. Never mind, just lose my number and wipe me from your contacts. :ninja:
 

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Oh Lord, I'm in the dog house now. I've tried to keep my evil twin off my computer, but there are times the little bugger slips by me. I've had a good talking to him, and he promises (I don't think I believe him) that he'll be good, and not upset you again. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me Miss Tracy? I'll be good.....I promise. :please:
I was teasingly raising an eyebrow for your wife?
 

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Y’all need an award for this thread! ? I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. I got 5 people in my office now wanting to know what is so funny ?

I can’t stop laughing to tell them! ?
 

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Y’all need an award for this thread! ? I’m crying I’m laughing so hard. I got 5 people in my office now wanting to know what is so funny ?

I can’t stop laughing to tell them! ?
We're there for ya Rick, you know that.................
 

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That’s his peculiar way of saying how much he loves me.?
Tracy, we may not be as suave as some, but you know we're true to the bone.
 

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We're there for ya Rick, you know that.................
Honest to God, had them close the door. Brought up the thread on my TV monitor while I scrolled from my PC screen. Now 6 engineering guys are all laughing, and hard! Big boss knocks on my door. Everyone ok in here! Sounds like y’all are starting Friday early and didn’t invite me!

ok guys, we’re starting from the top again!

Thing is, they don’t know who I am in the thread!!! ?
 

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Honest to God, had them close the door. Brought up the thread on my TV monitor while I scrolled from my PC screen. Now 6 engineering guys are all laughing, and hard! Big boss knocks on my door. Everyone ok in here! Sounds like y’all are starting Friday early and didn’t invite me!

ok guys, we’re starting from the top again!

Thing is, they don’t know who I am in the thread!!! ?
Best to keep it that way.
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