Ranger_Rocks
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Ranger_Rocks
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Scottopia
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Has to be one of the best avatars on here right now! Well done!!
Ranger_Rocks
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A couple of redneck men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard . . .
One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
One of the blond men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check."
After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
Grjake
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That‘s quite the imagination.
No place for a fifth wheel? no problem
Motorpsychology
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How you know when you have enough lift...
Motorpsychology
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That must be the new GMC Multipro tailgate!
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wanted33
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I think we're just looking at some good old Red Neck ingenuity Tracy. My dearest has said that my Red Neck repairs amazes her more, and more evertime I fix something she says can't be fixed.Well....A man (or woman) gotta do what a man (or woman) gotta do.
Sometimes you have to improvise.
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