Not sure what all the fuss is about. I guess nobody’s seen me get on the interstate at rush hour?
I should really see if the judge will release my video. That grumpy-ass prosecutor dude kept playing it over and over…..so I know he thought it was like totally super cool.
Wait, would I get the award……or would it go to the cop who shot the video?
And is there a cash prize involved??
‘Cause apparently I gotta pay some fees and fines. But I keep telling them I didn’t see an effin’ toll booth anywhere…..so I’m not sure what all that nonsense is about.