How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[Doc]

My Dad said:
”When you are above 40, the pee gets closer and the farts get wetter”

 

[Doc]

Mother in Law…

 

[Jason B]

Mother in Law…

I remember Carl Sagan used that species of crab to explain selective breeding and evolution on his 1980 series 'Cosmos'.
Carl Sagan on Japanese Samurai Crabs - YouTube

 

[Bob902]

 

[Trigganometry]

I love these memes! ?

 

[Doc]

https://images.app.goo.gl/Tk2ZsxaFGGMztizw5

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[SteveH]

Hell. At my age I never trust a fart!

 

[Jon Olivier]

and then there is this...

 

[BobMac]

 

[AzScorpion]

Not here it isn't!

Well maybe up in Northern AZ but not in the valley and if it does that means hell has definitely frozen over.

 

[Bob902]

 

[Motorpsychology]

Flyshit: Try as you might, it cannot be separated from the peppercorns

Shit ton; An unquantifiable amount of objects, or emotion. In some measurement systems equals approximately 348 stone. "I spent a shit ton of money trying to buy a non stop flight from Bogota to Yellowknife."
"When your boss sees your expense account, you'll be in a shit ton of trouble.'"

Medium shitty: Tedious, boring, below expectations. Note that there is no High or Low shitty.

No-Shitter: A situation or event to be taken with great awareness, caution and often courage.

 

[lawrench]

 

[Rinn69]

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, walked up to
the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to
buy some cyanide."
The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The Pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!
I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the Pharmacist's wife.

The Pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you
had a prescription!"