Porpoise Hork
Well-Known Member
After 4 old Toyota trucks I bought my, then, brand new Ranger in 2019. Being a proud owner of a fancy new pickup I had to show my Grandpa.
He shared a piece of advice with me I'd like to share with this community. He told me, "When you get your new pick up home the first thing you gotta do is take a 2x4 and hit the side of it real hard." I laughed and ask why? He said, "Because if you don't you'll never be able to enjoy the truck and you'll spend too much time worrying about keeping it nice."
He was right! I never did the 2x4 trick, but after a few dents in the bed from loading and unloading I found that I'm more carefree and simply enjoy the truck for what it is.
This reminds me of a time back when I was in high school I worked in Make-Ready at a Ford dealership of all places. Well one afternoon this older gentleman in his late 60's came in and bought a fully loaded '94 F-350 Crew Cab 4X4 7.3 turbo diesel. Sticker on that beast was like 25K or something close to it so not cheap by today's standards. He didn't haggle or anything just walked the lot found the truck he wanted and wrote a check for it paying in full. We prepped the truck and pulled it out front. He walked out took a slow lap around it inspecting it said looks good taking the keys from the sales guy, and I shit you not proceeds to gouge the paint to bare metal on the driver's door. We all just stood there in shocked amazement no one saying a word just staring at the foot long scrape in the door. The sales manager comes sprinting out and nearly screams at the man "Sir, what are you doing?!?! This is your brand new truck!!" He just turns and looks at the sales manager over his shoulder while opening the door and calmly says "This thing's gonna eventually get beat all to hell, I may as well get the first one in." climbs in starts the truck and drives off. The sales manager just stood there slack-jawed watching the man pull away...
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