Darwin Award Thread

got3fords · Tuesday at 5:43 AM

AzScorpion said:
She musta forgot she was in the second floor bathroom. lol

Looks like she smacked the shit out of the back of her head.

AzScorpion · Wednesday at 9:18 PM

Some people will do almost anything to save the delivery charge.

Jason B · 2026-06-25T07:11:46-0700

AzScorpion said:
Some people will do almost anything to save the delivery charge.

Are you sure it's delivery?
Maybe he just wants to keep his car in the shade at all times, or 'just in case' there's a hail storm.

LaBalbe · 2026-06-25T08:18:16-0700

AzScorpion said:
Some people will do almost anything to save the delivery charge.

Jason B said:
Are you sure it's delivery?
Maybe he just wants to keep his car in the shade at all times, or 'just in case' there's a hail storm.

The AC failed, and he knows he's not much of a mechanic, but fancies himself a carpenter.

LaBalbe · 2026-06-26T13:40:32-0700

The last thing Karen saw...

LaBalbe · 2026-06-26T13:41:19-0700

LaBalbe · 2026-06-26T13:47:21-0700

LaBalbe · 2026-06-26T13:51:15-0700

AzScorpion · 2026-06-26T14:22:18-0700

Another one that thinks he's going to hold it down if/when it starts to fall. lol

Also that looks like Van Buren here in Phoenix.

Chris M · 2026-06-26T15:07:46-0700

AzScorpion said:
Another one that thinks he's going to hold it down if/when it starts to fall. lol

Also that looks like Van Buren here in Phoenix.

It is!