Darwin Award Thread

[KNI]

Good thing he's got the dirt tied down with that ratchet strap.

Looks pretty much AI generated. Sand, license plate, tires, and dead giveaway is the apparent logo with scrabled letters and with different angle than the door it's "painted" on.

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[5thranger]

Good thing he's got the dirt tied down with that ratchet strap.

Everyone knows you can only tie down black dirt.

 

[Chris M]

Everyone knows you can only tie down black dirt.

Where does one get that black dirt of which you speak? I grew up with red clay and moved out here to tan sand...

 

[KNI]

Where does one get that black dirt of which you speak? I grew up with red clay and moved out here to tan sand...

Volcanoes are pretty good for that. Got some nice basalt obsidian beaches on some islands.

 

[Rinn69]

Where does one get that black dirt of which you speak? I grew up with red clay and moved out here to tan sand...

We have tons of it up here in Iowa.

 

[got3fords]

Looks pretty much AI generated. Sand, license plate, tires, and dead giveaway is the apparent logo with scrabled letters and with different angle than the door it's "painted" on.

True story, still funny.

 

[5thranger]

Where does one get that black dirt of which you speak? I grew up with red clay and moved out here to tan sand...

Black spray paint you silly goose.

 

[AzScorpion]

You just can't fix stupid!

 

[Chris M]

You just can't fix stupid!

And it SHOULD hurt.

How do you say "dances with buffalo badly"?

 

[LaBalbe]

You just can't fix stupid!

Hey, the bison gave it a real good shot, but you know what they say about God and fools.

 

[got3fords]

You just can't fix stupid!

Yeah, stupid bison.

 

[LaBalbe]

 

[AzScorpion]

There's a lot of truth in this.

 

[AzScorpion]

In 61 years I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this.

I was looking for her ankle monitor.

 

[Chris M]

In 61 years I don't think I've ever seen anyone do this.

I was looking for her ankle monitor.

Poised for a quick getaway, as the monitor is in the trashcan back at the doublewide.

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