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You waited 30 years before you got your toe fixed?
LOL, Yes! I was 16. I pulled the engine out of a 1958 Nash Metropolitan (rod knock), and was moving the lift away from the engine bay when the chain snapped.

BTW, These were esoteric strange cars, The truck deck was welded closed, and there was a flat blade bolt that held the back seat in place. The only way into the trunk. There was a thumb switch above the horn on the steering wheel that you moved left or right for the turn signals. The key switch was embedded into a circular wood knob that turned the headlights on when rotated, and the 3 on the tree shift arm went into a ball socket on the dash near the steering column. See the second picture. That is pretty much all I remember about it. The inline 4 cyl engine was much bigger than the 4 cylinder in the 64 Opel Kadette that we had. I remember driving it... and boy was it slow, 0-60 in 20+ seconds!

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We were dirt poor and unless something was life threatening we didn't see as doctor, let alone a hospital.

Over time the joint in my big toe fused, but the side of the toe developed a calcium buildup making my shoe uncomfortable to wear, but I soldiered on.

About every 5-7 years I'd step on something that would flex that joint and it would break free (bare footed). Very painful for several months until it froze up again.

By the time I turned 45 I had had enough when the joint broke free again. I went to the doctor, and asked him to cut the toe off. I actually told him that if he didn't, "I'd tie twine around it and chop it off myself with an axe!" I wanted that 5 year cycle to end.

He looked at me, laughed out loud, then stated, "Lets get an x-ray, I think we can fix this", and scheduled outpatient surgery... The x-ray was unclear about what needed to be done - too much buildup to see the joint clearly, but he was confident. I'd already instructed him that if he couldn't fix it, cut it off. I didn't want to wake up having to deal with the problem anymore.

He cut a nice "L" shaped incision, cleaned the buildup away, and found a bone chip lodged in the joint. I had slight arthritis in the joint from it not moving and he cleaned that up. Closed the incision and was done. Less than 30 minutes!

I regained motion, but for 3 years the toe felt like it was on fire from the joint to the tip of the toe. A steady constant burning sensation.

Turns out he cut/damaged a nerve while working on it. Funny thing is after a while I learned to simply ignore it....seems you get used to pain.

Woke up one day 3 years on and the burning was gone. Been fine ever since. I guess the nerve grew back as I can still feel my toe where the burning was located.
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Some of the endearing (oddball) quirks with those is they were entirely made in Great Britain by British Motor Corporation using running gear and other hardware from the Austin. Some in the mid fifties were badged as Hudsons.

George Mason, Nash President behind the wheel of a prototype Metropolitan:
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LOL, Yes! I was 16. I pulled the engine out of a 1958 Nash Metropolitan (rod knock), and was moving the lift away from the engine bay when the chain snapped.

BTW, These were esoteric strange cars, The truck deck was welded closed, and there was a flat blade bolt that held the back seat in place. The only way into the trunk. There was a thumb switch above the horn on the steering wheel that you moved left or right for the turn signals. The key switch was embedded into a circular wood knob that turned the headlights on when rotated, and the 3 on the tree shift arm went into a ball socket on the dash near the steering column. See the second picture. That is pretty much all I remember about it. The inline 4 cyl engine was much bigger than the 4 cylinder in the 64 Opel Kadette that we had. I remember driving it... and boy was it slow, 0-60 in 20+ seconds!

1958 Metro.webp

Click to zoom in to see the details I'm talking about.
1958 Metro 2.webp


We were dirt poor and unless something was life threatening we didn't see as doctor, let alone a hospital.

Over time the joint in my big toe fused, but the side of the toe developed a calcium buildup making my shoe uncomfortable to wear, but I soldiered on.

About every 5-7 years I'd step on something that would flex that joint and it would break free (bare footed). Very painful for several months until it froze up again.

By the time I turned 45 I had had enough when the joint broke free again. I went to the doctor, and asked him to cut the toe off. I actually told him that if he didn't, "I'd tie twine around it and chop it off myself with an axe!" I wanted that 5 year cycle to end.

He looked at me, laughed out loud, then stated, "Lets get an x-ray, I think we can fix this", and scheduled outpatient surgery... The x-ray was unclear about what needed to be done - too much buildup to see the joint clearly, but he was confident. I'd already instructed him that if he couldn't fix it, cut it off. I didn't want to wake up having to deal with the problem anymore.

He cut a nice "L" shaped incision, cleaned the buildup away, and found a bone chip lodged in the joint. I had slight arthritis in the joint from it not moving and he cleaned that up. Closed the incision and was done. Less than 30 minutes!

I regained motion, but for 3 years the toe felt like it was on fire from the joint to the tip of the toe. A steady constant burning sensation.

Turns out he cut/damaged a nerve while working on it. Funny thing is after a while I learned to simply ignore it....seems you get used to pain.

Woke up one day 3 years on and the burning was gone. Been fine ever since. I guess the nerve grew back as I can still feel my toe where the burning was located.
Wow, that's a heck of a story! Glad you finally got it fixed. We had a Rambler when I was a kid. We were dirt poor too. I don't know what model year it was, I am guessing early '60's. It was weird too. I remember the window washer was operated by a foot operated plunger like thing. One day mom left me alone in the car while she was in the store. I got in the driver's seat and some guy came out and was getting in the car next to us. I stepped on the washer squirter a couple of times, and since the washer's aim was way off, hit the guy in the neck. He just stood there and looked all around and never knew where it came from. God I wish I had more witnesses, but no, it was all my own fun.
 

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Wow, that's a heck of a story! Glad you finally got it fixed. We had a Rambler when I was a kid. We were dirt poor too. I don't know what model year it was, I am guessing early '60's. It was weird too. I remember the window washer was operated by a foot operated plunger like thing. One day mom left me alone in the car while she was in the store. I got in the driver's seat and some guy came out and was getting in the car next to us. I stepped on the washer squirter a couple of times, and since the washer's aim was way off, hit the guy in the neck. He just stood there and looked all around and never knew where it came from. God I wish I had more witnesses, but no, it was all my own fun.
That Metro was far lower and a little bit shorter than a VW beetle! That little car ran best at 35-45mph.... the engine was screaming at 55mph... I'll bet 4K-4.5K RPMs in 3rd gear.
 

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Watching football today and saw what is arguably the dumbest car commercial yet- for the Hyundai Palisade hybrid. Why is this darwinesque, because it's reportedly a well designed vehicle , deserves better than a completely assinine commercial. Think I'll go out to the garage and give my Ranger a nice pat, inspired by ceo Farleys petting the Ford Lightning.
 


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When you don't have a mixer but the job needs to be done. o_O

It probably could've went in the Redneck thread too. lol

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When you don't have a mixer but the job needs to be done. o_O

It probably could've went in the Redneck thread too. lol

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Good use of a Chevrolet, I guess.
 

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When you don't have a mixer but the job needs to be done. o_O

It probably could've went in the Redneck thread too. lol

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WTF? You can see the formed in area to left where he's gonna put it. Damn!
 

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When you don't have a mixer but the job needs to be done. o_O

It probably could've went in the Redneck thread too. lol

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Gives new meaning to "Low Rider". Gotta wonder how his rear suspension is holding up. I'm guessing he hasn't given it a thought.
 

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If's that's legit, he's moving it by hand by the pail load. My money is on it curing in the bed before he can move it all by hand. Even a half filled 5gal bucket has weight to it. Spine, 1" shorter, both arms, 1" longer. Knees don't have a chance.
 
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If's that's legit, he's moving it by hand by the pail load. My money is on it curing in the bed before he can move it all by hand. Even a half filled 5gal bucket has weight to it. Spine, 1" shorter, both arms, 1" longer. Knees don't have a chance.
It could be a good Photoshop but either way I'm sure someone's tried it. lol
 

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We put a clear plastic landscape liner in the back and fill it full of water..leave it in the sun and you got a Redneck Hot Tub ..
Do that in the winter and make a giant ice cube for whiskey drinks.
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