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I was chatting with my kid when the conversation got around to "unique" paint jobs on cars, and they asked what was the worse I'd ever seen. Without hesitation, I replied this sedan I'd seen in the mid-80's (a Ford LTD Crown Vic or Chevy Impala, IIRC) that was Pepto-Bismol Pink with bright green polka dots.

Then, I was asked a true stumper of a question, which I now share with you: would I rather drive the Ranger painted pink with green polka dots or a Cybertruck? I honestly don't know which would be the bigger eyesore. What say you?
If the goal is to cause emotional distress and visual trauma on those on the road while driving…
I’ll take the pink/green polkadot cybertruck.. with a hail satan pink diamond license plate frame…
It would be pure evil doings on the road ways.
Luckily this is just a hypothetical, because I’d rather not be a roadway supervillain 😅
I’ll just keep my beautiful 5g ranger in white 😁
 

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My AI image generator may or may not be on acid. 🤦‍♂️
What about one towing the other…
Also I’m pretty sure that combo would keep the aliens away..
Or maybe make them come sooner. “Humans have gone too far, we must put a stop to this!!”
 


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That's pretty trippy, but it didn't drop as much acid as the one that created this:
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Driven proudly by a dancing banana...
 

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When I was a kid there was some guy on my paper route who painted his '67ish Chevy Impala dark purple, with a paint brush.
 
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Edit: To be clear. I was not saying I’d rather drive one. I’m saying a Taco would be worse than either of your offered options. :like:
Okay, that makes a lot more sense. I thought you were choosing a Taco over either option, and that was just a stunning revelation.
 

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Drive the Ranger with the nasty paint job but when you visit to come sledding, please park at Tim Horton’s and walk to my place.
Should I visit can you take me to a curling event. So curling matches are getting a lot of coverage in this year's Olympics with cheating accusations and so on, my wife is mindlessly watching the USA vs Italy match and mumbling something about joining a curling league, as she has had at least 2 glasses of wine I think she already has the basic qualifications down. I think the sport would benefit from at least the ladies having to don more revealing curling outfits, or perhaps it's time for a semi nude curling league with men required to have mullets. I predict a surge in the sport spilling over the border to your neighbors to the south, you guys up there are trend setters.
 

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Should I visit can you take me to a curling event. So curling matches are getting a lot of coverage in this year's Olympics with cheating accusations and so on, my wife is mindlessly watching the USA vs Italy match and mumbling something about joining a curling league, as she has had at least 2 glasses of wine I think she already has the basic qualifications down. I think the sport would benefit from at least the ladies having to don more revealing curling outfits, or perhaps it's time for a semi nude curling league with men required to have mullets. I predict a surge in the sport spilling over the border to your neighbors to the south, you guys up there are trend setters.
She’s off to a great start - curling is definitely a drinking sport.

Funny Story…

There was an infamous “gentleman’s club” in Vancouver that, between performers, showed adult movies on the sports monitors with carefully queued sound bites from women’s curling over the sound system. (so I’m told)

”Whao, whoa, yep, yep, no, no, yep, yep, yeppp, Hurrryyyy, Hurrryyy, Hurryyy Hard!
 
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Should I visit can you take me to a curling event. So curling matches are getting a lot of coverage in this year's Olympics with cheating accusations and so on, my wife is mindlessly watching the USA vs Italy match and mumbling something about joining a curling league, as she has had at least 2 glasses of wine I think she already has the basic qualifications down. I think the sport would benefit from at least the ladies having to don more revealing curling outfits, or perhaps it's time for a semi nude curling league with men required to have mullets. I predict a surge in the sport spilling over the border to your neighbors to the south, you guys up there are trend setters.
Wait till she sees the Norwegian team in action. Amazon will be delivering these to your doorstep in no time:
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They'll go nicely with that new pink Cybertruck with green polka dots that she's getting you for your anniversary.
 
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She’s off to a great start - curling is definitely a drinking sport.

Funny Story…

There was an infamous “gentleman’s club” in Vancouver that, between performers, showed adult movies on the sports monitors with carefully queued sound bites from women’s curling over the sound system. (so I’m told)

”Whao, whoa, yep, yep, no, no, yep, yep, yeppp, Hurrryyyy, Hurrryyy, Hurryyy Hard!
So that's where you learned to edit film clips and drone footage?
 

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I was chatting with my kid when the conversation got around to "unique" paint jobs on cars, and they asked what was the worse I'd ever seen. Without hesitation, I replied this sedan I'd seen in the mid-80's (a Ford LTD Crown Vic or Chevy Impala, IIRC) that was Pepto-Bismol Pink with bright green polka dots.

Then, I was asked a true stumper of a question, which I now share with you: would I rather drive the Ranger painted pink with green polka dots or a Cybertruck? I honestly don't know which would be the bigger eyesore. What say you?
I think the pole should include @AzScorpion and @subquark 🤪😛😜
 
 








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