You might be a Redneck if...

[Langwilliams]

My own redneck creation today. I have cans of stuff everywhere an when I need one I never grab the right one so I'm trying this. I figured it was worth a shot at $8 on Amazon.

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[Motorpsychology]

My own redneck creation today. I have cans of stuff everywhere an when I need one I never grab the right one so I'm trying this. I figured it was worth a shot at $8 on Amazon.

Meh... my OCD would kick into passing gear. I'd have to arrange the cans alphabetically: first order; purpose: cleaner, lubricant, polish etc second order; and by label color: starting with black upper left, then red to purple, and white lower right, third order.
Finally, stretching & tacking each row to the wall so it isn't so droopy.

 

[Trigganometry]

 

[9zero1790]

just needs a decent paint job of one color and some alcoa wheels and id drive it lol

 

[Trigganometry]

just needs a decent paint job of one color and some alcoa wheels and id drive it lol

It’s the dual axle rear end with semi truck mud flaps that make it! Surprised they’re not Yosemite Sam mud flaps with a sign in the back window “Follow me for whoopin good times

 

[Chris M]

just needs a decent paint job of one color and some alcoa wheels and id drive it lol

Aluma-brites for sure!

 

[philanderer]

redneck stretch limo

 

[Jason B]

For when you want to take ALL your cousins to prom!

 

[philanderer]

 

[Trigganometry]

Woman, 21, is severely injured and unable to speak after flying 120ft through the air 'Dukes of Hazzard-style' after accidentally hitting stationary tow truck ramp at high speed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ramp-speed-flies-120ft-crashes-car-front.html

 

[Rinn69]

Woman, 21, is severely injured and unable to speak after flying 120ft through the air 'Dukes of Hazzard-style' after accidentally hitting stationary tow truck ramp at high speed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ramp-speed-flies-120ft-crashes-car-front.html

(song on radio) "I Believe I can Fly"....

 

[Langwilliams]

Woman, 21, is severely injured and unable to speak after flying 120ft through the air 'Dukes of Hazzard-style' after accidentally hitting stationary tow truck ramp at high speed

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ramp-speed-flies-120ft-crashes-car-front.html

admit it we all thought about it once or twice

 

[9zero1790]

i hope she recovered etc. but how do you not see something like that ahead and just ramp it lol.

 

[AzScorpion]

i hope she recovered etc. but how do you not see something like that ahead and just ramp it lol.

Probably texting or putting on her makeup.

 

[LaBalbe]

I was on the highway once driving "in convoy" with my sister. Long, empty stretch of road, and my sister starts to pass the only other car in sight; car starts to drift into my sister's path, so she's half in the dirt, honking her horn, and car jerks back into their lane. I then tried to pass, with the exact same result. Dumbass at the wheel is still texting away, staring at their phone instead of the road. The kicker is that there's three or four people in the car. Not one of them got a clue when they nearly traded paint with my sister.

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