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Sorry but you are going to have to try harder to break the record of animal damage!!

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Dang!!! The accidents where the large animals come through the windshields are the worst IMO...

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Was working one day and got called to a report of vehicle damage. Get there and a truck driver was hysterical. He was driving and a turkey went through his windshield. Turkey was still in the truck and it was pissed! Opened both doors and after a few minutes, out it came and took off
 

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Was working one day and got called to a report of vehicle damage. Get there and a truck driver was hysterical. He was driving and a turkey went through his windshield. Turkey was still in the truck and it was pissed! Opened both doors and after a few minutes, out it came and took off
Bob you should've kept it and saved it for Thanksgiving. :turkey:?
 

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Hi Folks,

Hit a Canada Goose on the Ford Test Track in my SCCA Test Mule....lost the front grill. Goose then slid up the windshield, pooping all over the windshield and then to the side of the road...dead...

Mechanics standing next to the trailer... "Ewwww!"

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Sorry but you are going to have to try harder to break the record of animal damage!!

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Looks like maybe an encounter with a different type of Wild Turkey:

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Hit about a 30# bird with my 1994 Explorer back in '01. If it hit a little lower it would have gone through. Had to drive it home like this about 35 miles. Still had feathers stuck in it. Later while I was cleaning the bird, the mirror fell off! We ate that bird, deep fried it.
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