How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]
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How silverware is made...
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After the eighty year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said,
"You are in fine shape for your age, June, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
"Briggy, do we still have intercourse ??"
There was a hush...You could hear a pin drop.
He answered impatiently,"If I told you once, June, I told you a hundred times ...
What we have is..........Blue Cross !!
"You are in fine shape for your age, June, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
"Briggy, do we still have intercourse ??"
There was a hush...You could hear a pin drop.
He answered impatiently,"If I told you once, June, I told you a hundred times ...
What we have is..........Blue Cross !!
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A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough."
The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked,
"If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
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It’s that time of year again in New England
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Not jokes but definitely cringe worthy especially the motorcycle one. 
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Wow! Got to wonder if the bikers made it. That was as nasty as it gets!Not jokes but definitely cringe worthy especially the motorcycle one.
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Being an ex biker it was tough to watch. The guy that flew over the roof looks like he landed head first.
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Guy on the back of the bike did an immediate stop when he hit trunk lid. Then just dropped out onto his back. Both of them most like had severe injuries if not killed instantly. I use to ride. That is until one of my best friends died in a senseless bike accident. Woman that caused it never got charged ether.
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Think I threw a rod.... 
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