Darwin Award Thread

[veedubtuner]

The average college graduate has the emotional maturity of a 10 year old, and can read at a 5th grade level.

Case in point lol.

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[veedubtuner]

WTF? They look like pre-made salad containers.

He's trying to protect himself from the current cyclosporiasis outbreak

 

[AzScorpion]

Case in point lol.

I saw that the other day.

Still in college at age 27. Wears a blue wig. Triggered by the sight of a police officer. Screams about using the (incorrect) pronoun to describe him. Refuses to heed warnings about his behavior.

Yeah, adulting is hard. Methinks he's not ready to go out into the big, bad world unattended. I highly doubt this thing will ever be a productive functioning member of normal society.

 

[Grumpaw]

I saw that the other day.

Still in college at age 27. Wears a blue wig. Triggered by the sight of a police officer. Screams about using the (incorrect) pronoun to describe him. Refuses to heed warnings about his behavior.

Yeah, adulting is hard. Methinks he's not ready to go out into the big, bad world unattended. I highly doubt this thing will ever be a productive functioning member of normal society.

Perfect candiate for sterialization so he cannot reproduce.......

 

[AzScorpion]

Perfect candiate for sterialization so he cannot reproduce.......

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[AzScorpion]

Case in point lol.

Remember these spoiled brats!

 

[veedubtuner]

Remember these spoiled brats!

 

[Grumpaw]

Remember these spoiled brats!

Yup.....their now the workers in the kitchens of restraunts, washing dishes, cleaning tables, and when no one is looking, spitting on your food before its brought out to you......

 

[Motorpsychology]

The above are what happens when parents stop parenting after they're potty trained.

 

[AzScorpion]

The above are what happens when parents stop parenting after they're potty trained.

This all started with the "everybody gets a trophy" generation.

 

[Grumpaw]

I have 3 grandkids, two boys and one girl, two teens and one preteen (a boy)
There all smart as a whip, but, I doubt if any of them could go into a library and use an index to find a book. Their writing is nothing but a 6 year old's chicken scratches, and the 2 teens cursive is almost unreadable.
They have no history knowledge of our country's foundation, what WW l, WWll, Korean War, Viet Nam or the history behind them.....but ask them a question about any of it and they can spend just a few seconds "looking it up".
Without their phones/computer they can't do any type of math other than simple stuff, but online their a whiz.
They can glide thru a computer keyboard, and they can run a 20 word text on their phones faster than I can even turn mine on.
All their homework is on line so there is no physical "writing/computing". I have read their online reports, math, homework, and its all really really good so I know they are learning
Not down playing their abilities, but there abilities are based on what the school system is teaching them.
I truly fear what the next 20-40 years will bring.....and I'm kinda glad I'm not going to be around to see it.

 

[Motorpsychology]

I have 3 grandkids, two boys and one girl, two teens and one preteen (a boy)
There all smart as a whip, but, I doubt if any of them could go into a library and use an index to find a book. Their writing is nothing but a 6 year old's chicken scratches, and the 2 teens cursive is almost unreadable.
They have no history knowledge of our country's foundation, what WW l, WWll, Korean War, Viet Nam or the history behind them.....but ask them a question about any of it and they can spend just a few seconds "looking it up".
Without their phones/computer they can't do any type of math other than simple stuff, but online their a whiz.
They can glide thru a computer keyboard, and they can run a 20 word text on their phones faster than I can even turn mine on.
All their homework is on line so there is no physical "writing/computing". I have read their online reports, math, homework, and its all really really good so I know they are learning
Not down playing their abilities, but there abilities are based on what the school system is teaching them.
I truly fear what the next 20-40 years will bring.....and I'm kinda glad I'm not going to be around to see it.

10-4 Steve. My daughter took my high school freshman granddaughter school shopping, one item on her list was a new tablet. "Narrow ruled?" I ask. "Uhh, it's a Microsoft, Papa."
Sure ,I knew that.

 

[AzScorpion]

You have to ask yourself......Why

 

[Grumpaw]

You have to ask yourself......Why

Damn....another one that needs to go under the steralization knife......
Who is letting these people out in the public ????
Someone has to be opening a door to let them out cause, obviously they are not intelligent enough to operate a door knob.......
I sware....if that were my kid, I'd take him back to Wal Mart and demand a refund !!!!!!!

 

[veedubtuner]

You have to ask yourself......Why

Maybe he has aspirations of being a gymnast and going to the Olympics...you have to start somewhere

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