Darwin Award Thread

[AzScorpion]

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[IdahoRanger]

What could go wrong? That would most likely kill me or my wife.

 

[AzScorpion]

Freeze it at the 3 second mark.

One good thing is he'll never reproduce.

 

[LaBalbe]

Freeze it at the 3 second mark.

One good thing is he'll never reproduce.

There is someone else on the balcony at the end, and I WANT to believe that it's the cuckold guy who's girl this doofus was bedding, but as I keep telling my kids, "Wants vs. Needs." I may WANT to believe that, but I NEED to recognize that he's fully clothed and wouldn't be if they'd been surprised. No, this is just where we're at as a society.

 

[Grumpaw]

Freeze it at the 3 second mark.

One good thing is he'll never reproduce.

Freeze it at the 3 second mark.

One good thing is he'll never reproduce.

Yes....just natures way of "culling" the herd. Getting rid of the weak, stupid, and those not fit to reproduce.....

 

[LaBalbe]

Yes....just natures way of "culling" the herd. Getting rid of the weak, stupid, and those not fit to reproduce.....

Nature needs to work harder. It's gotten as lazy as we have.

 

[TJC]

As my step daddy always said whenever I did something stupid that resulted in pain.

" Pain Hurts! But it'ill feel better when it quits hurtin!' "

- Willie Mark 1962

 

[Grumpaw]

As my step daddy always said whenever I did something stupid that resulted in pain.

" Pain Hurts! But it'ill feel better when it quits hurtin!' "

- Willie Mark 1962

The mind just boggles at the amount of really really stupid humans that are walking around taking up space and resources that could much better be used to help those who deserve it......
Every breath, every bite of food that they take is a resource that goes to waste.....

 

[Fordup]

As my step daddy always said whenever I did something stupid that resulted in pain.

" Pain Hurts! But it'ill feel better when it quits hurtin!' "

- Willie Mark 1962

My father always said "it makes you stronger if it doesn't kill you".

 

[AzScorpion]

As my step daddy always said whenever I did something stupid that resulted in pain.

" Pain Hurts! But it'ill feel better when it quits hurtin!' "

- Willie Mark 1962

My father always said "it makes you stronger if it doesn't kill you".

I'll say it again, if we just kept letting them eat Tide Pods a lot less of this would be happening.

 

[Fordup]

I'll say it again, if we just kept letting them eat Tide Pods a lot less of this would be happening.

Or they will adapt to tide pods and they will be served in fast food joints through evolution.

 

[AzScorpion]

I'm guessing a lot of alcohol was involved in this decision making. lol

Like said above, pain should hurt!

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