What did you receive in the mail today for your Ranger?

[AzScorpion]

It’s when you hear the phrase “never mind” you know hell isn’t far off. Took me a decade to figure that one out! ?

Even worse is "what did y'all just say"? Then it's time to run!

 

[OrangeStreak]

Well I try not to but on that rare occasion I do those Southern ones sure go from nice to in 2 seconds flat.

Its a case of shorter fuses

Just to clarify:
have a short fuse
Definition:
If you have or are on a short fuse, you have a tendency to lose your temper quickly.
What does have a short fuse mean? (myenglishpages.com)

 

[Trigganometry]

Its a case of shorter fuses

Now I know why mine always refers to herself as “spicy grits”

 

[P. A. Schilke]

It’s when you hear the phrase “never mind” you know hell isn’t far off. Took me a decade to figure that one out! ?

HI Rick,

This goes with "I do declare"....translation... F*ck You!

best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired

 

[OrangeStreak]

Now I know why mine always refers to herself as “spicy grits”

Just to clarify:
have a short fuse
Definition:
If you have or are on a short fuse, you have a tendency to lose your temper quickly.
What does have a short fuse mean? (myenglishpages.com)

 

[OrangeStreak]

Don't get any woman mad...North, South, West or East

Tracy, Thanks for your smiley. I want to assure everyone that I had no intention of showing disrespect to women whatsoever but what I posted was all in fun

 

[AzScorpion]

Tracy, Thanks for your smiley. I want to assure everyone that I had no intention of showing disrespect to women whatsoever but what I posted was all in fun

Same here Paul but sometimes my mouth works faster than my brain. Good thing my gf knows this and gives me time to recant my last statement. ?

 

[Trigganometry]

Same here Paul but sometimes my mouth works faster than my brain. Good thing my gf knows this and gives me time to recant my last statement. ?

That’s the other problem with mine. She doesn’t forget anything. Seriously, stuff I did 30 years ago comes back with a vengeance. ?

 

[AzScorpion]

That’s the other problem with mine. She doesn’t forget anything. Seriously, stuff I did 30 years ago comes back with a vengeance. ?

Funny how that works. My gf cant remember what she did last week but boy oh boy she'll pull stuff up I said or did from 16 years ago in lightning speed! ?

 

[Trigganometry]

Funny how that works. My gf cant remember what she did last week but boy oh boy she'll pull stuff up I said or did from 16 years ago in lightning speed! ?

CoolI’m not alone in that department ??

 

[AzScorpion]

CoolI’m not alone in that department ??

I swear there's a secret school for this stuff and no guy has found it yet ?

 

[OrangeStreak]

Same here Paul but sometimes my mouth works faster than my brain. Good thing my gf knows this and gives me time to recant my last statement. ?

You know who the boss is!

 

[OrangeStreak]

That’s the other problem with mine. She doesn’t forget anything. Seriously, stuff I did 30 years ago comes back with a vengeance. ?

Southern hospitality

 

[OrangeStreak]

Funny how that works. My gf cant remember what she did last week but boy oh boy she'll pull stuff up I said or did from 16 years ago in lightning speed! ?

Did someone say "a memory like an elephant?" ?

 

[OrangeStreak]

Compliments of Amazon today:

Another Ranger goodie under my belt. My reason for ordering these is “Because It’s A Jungle Out There!” Now the 265/70/17 Tire and Wheel upgrade will have some protection, etc., etc. etc… I almost said the unthinkable, “Now the Ranger has everything it needs so I’m finally done” . But I caught myself in the face of reality and changed it to “I’m going to start thinking about what the next improvement will be.”