Capt'n Awesome
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That's funny. But in this day and age, you probably want to be more specific.
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That's funny. But in this day and age, you probably want to be more specific.
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I LOL'd coffee from my nose.
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I've dated a couple southern woman and can absolutely confirm this. 
@Tracy Bowman.... Any chance this is your cousin's sister's uncle's aunt's baby's daddy's? ???
@Tracy Bowman.... Any chance this is your cousin's sister's uncle's aunt's baby's daddy's? ???
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Tracy gonna get you for that!! LOL No turkey for you!
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I plead the fifth....
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Yup....been a victim of the shart....and there's nothing you can do to hide "the look" you project either...
"A fart so wet, your socks get soaked" -- Donnie Baker and the Pork Pistols
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Just might be!I've dated a couple southern woman and can absolutely confirm this.
@Tracy Bowman.... Any chance this is your cousin's sister's uncle's aunt's baby's daddy's? ???
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...and the 6thI plead the fifth....
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I'll drink the fifth!I plead the fifth....
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That is hilarious and gross all at the same time!
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Hey! I married a Southern woman....I've dated a couple southern woman and can absolutely confirm this.
@Tracy Bowman.... Any chance this is your cousin's sister's uncle's aunt's baby's daddy's? ???
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Sleep with one eye opened man!
There's a series called "Snapped". Basically, it's about women that kill their husbands / boyfriends. The ones that are the worst are absolutely the southern women.
Just sayin'.
Edit (add):
There was a recent episode where a southern woman was probably the most evil I have ever seen on this series.
She was a southern belle that was a good church-going woman that fed the homeless and did wonderful things for their community until her husband mysteriously passed away. When they investigated he had been slowly poisoned. Further investigation showed that she had done the same thing to several prior husbands.
Is this her first marriage?
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