How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Sharky]

An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.
They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and
the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment,
the Airman responded:
"Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland,
and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"

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[Tracy Bowman]

Not going to want to eat poppy seed muffins anytime soon

 

[Tracy Bowman]

That’s going to be hard to get out of my mind…horrifying.

 

[Colo_Ranger]

Japan?

I worked at a Discount Tire for a lot of years, and the top right was a real issue. Poop and shoe prints all over the toilet seat.

Edit: Apparently I don't know my right from my left...

 

[outdoorphotog]

That’s going to be hard to get out of my mind…horrifying.

I couldn’t unsee it after I saw it - so I figured I should share with all - hahaha

 

[AdamHarris]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

That’s going to be hard to get out of my mind…horrifying.

Try this one...

 

[Metal Geezer]

Do you think these tires will fit my ranger?

You may have to adjust the crash bars slightly….

 

[KNI]

While the "This is because there are more geese on that side" is the result of the problem but not the underlying reason for it. The issue represented in the V formation is cross wind which makes flying harder for the geese on that side so they migrate to other side. Flow dynamics calculation in the crosswind can be used to determine the optimal configuration for the size of each arm.

Correct answer is conservation of energy.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Correct answer is that someone has obviously shot more of the geese on that side ?

And I forgot to add my Skeletor Disturbing Fact...

 

[Colo_Ranger]

Honestly, I thought it would be more...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Honestly, I thought it would be more...

That's the official US number.

Who knows how many weapons from other countries are floating around out there.

No way Russia, China, Pakistan, or several others would tell us if they lost a nuke.

Israel surely wouldn't since they won't even admit they have nukes.

But they do kind of give off a "Push me and you'll find out" vibe.

 

[Motorpsychology]

Makes my wonder how they got it up there.

 

[KNI]

No way Russia, China, Pakistan, or several others would tell us if they lost a nuke.

Russia claims that they've only lost ~100 pcs of 1 kiloton bombs (about the size of Lebanon explosion) and two nuclear torpedoes with 5 kiloton warheads.

 

[FX4Offroad]

Lets please get back to jokes.

This is interesting but should be under another thread.

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