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Which one? The one that says I just got fired by the general? Lol
Didn't get fired but was saddled with the unfortunate sobriquet of "Ollie Bobby" for awhile after. This happened awhile back so the younger crowd here may not get the reference.
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An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland.
They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and
the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.

When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment,
the Airman responded:
"Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland,
and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"
 

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I worked at a Discount Tire for a lot of years, and the top right was a real issue. Poop and shoe prints all over the toilet seat.

Edit: Apparently I don't know my right from my left...
 
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While the "This is because there are more geese on that side" is the result of the problem but not the underlying reason for it. The issue represented in the V formation is cross wind which makes flying harder for the geese on that side so they migrate to other side. Flow dynamics calculation in the crosswind can be used to determine the optimal configuration for the size of each arm.

Correct answer is conservation of energy.

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Correct answer is that someone has obviously shot more of the geese on that side ?

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And I forgot to add my Skeletor Disturbing Fact...

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Honestly, I thought it would be more...
That's the official US number.

Who knows how many weapons from other countries are floating around out there.

No way Russia, China, Pakistan, or several others would tell us if they lost a nuke.

Israel surely wouldn't since they won't even admit they have nukes.

But they do kind of give off a "Push me and you'll find out" vibe.
 
 
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