Grumpaw
Well-Known Member
- First Name
- Steve
- Joined
- Jul 1, 2021
- Threads
- 84
- Messages
- 5,860
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- Location
- Fishersville, Va.
- Vehicle(s)
- Previous 2021 Ranger, Now 2019 Ford Expedition
- Occupation
- Navy Vet., Retired Police Sgt., Grumpy Old Senior Citizen
Well, I went out to my garage and had a long conversation with my Ranger. Basically it went like this...
Me...Why is your mpg so bad ?
Truck...I'm a truck...what did you think the mpg was gonna be ? I weigh over 4000 lbs, have a turbo that you like to spin up, and I carry around a bunch of weight in my bed !!! And, I occasionally tow your 6500 lb trailer !!!
Me...Is there anything I can do to get better mpg ???
Truck...Yeah, get a friggin Prius !!!
So, I decided to keep Truck and NOT get a Prius !!!
Me...Why is your mpg so bad ?
Truck...I'm a truck...what did you think the mpg was gonna be ? I weigh over 4000 lbs, have a turbo that you like to spin up, and I carry around a bunch of weight in my bed !!! And, I occasionally tow your 6500 lb trailer !!!
Me...Is there anything I can do to get better mpg ???
Truck...Yeah, get a friggin Prius !!!
So, I decided to keep Truck and NOT get a Prius !!!
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