Tired of wimpy truck names?

[Jedadiah]

A German friend drove a ford and chuckled when I told him "Found on road dead" He said his dad always said.

"Fort mit dem Ford, zurück mit der Bahn"

,which is something like. Leave in a Ford, return by train. It's more poetic auf Deutsch.

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[myothercarizahearse]

There quite a few.
Tacoma - Taco - Take All Cash Out
Taco - Takes A Crappy Operator
Taco - Takes A Crap On roads
Taco - Tow And Crash Often
TRD - TuRD
Ford - Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford - First On Race Day
Ford - Found On Road Dead
Ford - Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Chevy - Can Hear Every Valve Yelling
Chevy - Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
Chevy - Cannot Have Expensive Vehicle Yet
Fiat - Fix It Again Tony
Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket
Jeep - Just Enough Education to Perform
Jeep - Just Expect Excessive Problems
Jeep - Junk Engineered, Executed Poor

no PONTIAC? right, keep it clean

 

[ranger 2020]

Back in my racing days it was Ahole cars or belly buttons for chevrolets because it seemed like everybody had one.

 

[canyonslicker]

First time I have ever heard that reference and never heard Taco as a reference to Tacoma until joining this site either. But over the years "Found On Road Dead" or "Fix Or Repair Daily" has been a regular occurrence.

First On Race Day

 

[Dgc333]

MOPAR = Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

GTO = Garbage Truck with Options

 

[canyonslicker]

Fun Off Road Drives

 

[Motorpsychology]

MOPAR = Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

GTO = Garbage Truck with Options

MOPAR to ya if ya can keep it runnin'!

 

[Dhass68]

MOPAR-Miscellaneous Old Parts Assembled Ridiculously

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