Time Sure Does Fly By Fast

[NotBudule]

Send all complaints to @KJRR because he encouraged me ...

Ticking away the moments that make up Dave's dull day
His truck is to slow, and the seats wont adjust the right way
Driving around with a big Tacoma frown in his hometown
Wanting a much better truck so he could go play

And behold as bright as sunshine, The Saber Ranger that would bring him fame
Dave's not that young and life's not that long, but he's flush with cash , so its ok
And then one day he finds , 4 years have got behind him
Some dumb bitch a red light did run , and totaled MP1 !!!

Well Dave had a good run , banned my dad (im the son) so he's thinking
"Only one truck that checks every box on the list "
MP2 is the same in a relative way just less older
and parts have been dissed , and still no tailgate assist !!!

Every day he racks up more miles, always seems to find the time
Trips to here and trips from there , its hard to tell how many state lines
Looking on with sweet anticipation is this forums way
The time is gone, the song is over, I hope Dave's in a good mood today...

Banned !
Banned again
Id like to stay here, but i cant
I went to far and Dave got tired
He's kinda like my boss and now im fired

But i wont be far away , hey thats the deal
A new idenity i may have to steal
Ill slide back in like im ridding a wave
And maybe next time , ill be NotDave ???

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[Grandaccess]

You won't be missing out here. lol Everyone will be happy to tell you what you need or you're missing.

I've never modded any of my trucks before I joined this forum. I always did my motorcycles, snowmobiles and cars but for some reason my trucks I left stock. But seeing as this is my only ride now I have to do something to it. ?

I have to play until I brake something, the first day I hacked the radio, oh lord when I get scantool and cable LOL I will be on here saying ok guys I did something stupid LOL

 

[KJRR]

Send all complaints to @KJRR because he encouraged me...

You are all welcome!

I was beginning to think you forgot but a masterpiece like this takes time!

 

[Cmar]

I am on FB 4 hours a day now, for me its FOMO fear of missing out, maybe on some new product or a Mod I may have not thought of? or a hack
I am glad I joined some of these groups before I bought one it really sealed the deal seeing there was some strange CULT of Ranger surrounding these trucks, my Cousin called me and said you better go drive one, it was him that really talked me into this, and now I find myself a member of this Strange Ranger CULT LOL
sometimes its funny to see what those guys are doing, just look at it as entertaining LOL

It's not a cult - it's a religion. We have office bearers, AZ Scorpion is the first primate of the forum, keeper of the dampers, and dispenser of the holy Graphene. Phil is the holder of the Sacred Arcane Ford Knowledge.
We also support various charitable institutions like aftermarket tyre and rim makers, front and rear bar makers, and aftermarket suspension makers.

 

[AzScorpion]

Send all complaints to @KJRR because he encouraged me ...

Ticking away the moments that make up Dave's dull day
His truck is to slow, and the seats wont adjust the right way
Driving around with a big Tacoma frown in his hometown
Wanting a much better truck so he could go play

And behold as bright as sunshine, The Saber Ranger that would bring him fame
Dave's not that young and life's not that long, but he's flush with cash , so its ok
And then one day he finds , 4 years have got behind him
Some dumb bitch a red light did run , and totaled MP1 !!!

Well Dave had a good run , banned my dad (im the son) so he's thinking
"Only one truck that checks every box on the list "
MP2 is the same in a relative way just less older
and parts have been dissed , and still no tailgate assist !!!

Every day he racks up more miles, always seems to find the time
Trips to here and trips from there , its hard to tell how many state lines
Looking on with sweet anticipation is this forums way
The time is gone, the song is over, I hope Dave's in a good mood today...

Banned !
Banned again
Id like to stay here, but i cant
I went to far and Dave got tired
He's kinda like my boss and now im fired

But i wont be far away , hey thats the deal
A new idenity i may have to steal
Ill slide back in like im ridding a wave
And maybe next time , ill be NotDave ???

Some of your best work yet and I have to admit that was damn funny!!! ?

Now it'll never end.

 

[FoD]

Girlfriend.

? Don't tell her, she's been hinting around for a ring now. ?

I read this and immediately thought...

 

[FoD]

Congrats Dave! How did you end up becoming a moderator in the 4 years? Silly me, I had assumed you were born here.

Thanks Adam. I was always hanging around and I guess they felt sorry for me. lol

Dave is really "Ranger5g.com"...

 

[FoD]

Four years ago today I bought MP1 ,,,

What Dave left off happened four years and two days before and became intial part of Daves Ranger Shopping Forum...

Congrats pal.

 

[Dunedain Ranger]

Here is one of my Mega Million Lotto Cars U I will be getting - 1967 GT500 Shelby Cobra - I saw on a TV show years ago that Sammy Hagar had a really sweet red one...

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