Ranger saved the day

[ranger 2020]

Wife got ready to go to work this am. Came back inside a few min. later. All 4 doors on Focus froze, wont open. Fusion same thing. Door handles wouldnt give. One last shot was Ranger. All four opened like a summer day. Guess now I let Mr. Sun do his thing & thaw things out. Guess its time for some silicone spray.

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[Trigganometry]

We use the vacuum cleaners at the car wash after going through. Suck the latch and key holes. Spray with mold release and never was a problem. Try it, you might like it once they thaw out some

 

[VegasRanger]

I just piss on mine when they're frozen. Works every time.

 

[Grumpaw]

in Canada we can do that too.
problem is we have to gather some birch bark, small sticks, build a fire by rubbing sticks together. once that happens we can gather up snow and ice chunks and melt it in an old bathtub.
then we drink it after straining out the Cariboo poo chunks.
after 30-40 minutes the urge to pee starts.
the next 20 minutes are spent trying to get your 3" pecker through 6" of Carhart's and aiming it precisely at the door lock blindly, cuz you cant see what youre doing let alone feel it.
you only have one shot at it.

Is that 3 inches the true measurement or is that just what your hoping for, or maybe wishing for. ?

 

[JesseS]

Admit defeat @VegasRanger nobody out smart asses @RANGER PRIDE .

 

[ranger 2020]

Had rain Sat. This am was 14 deg. The handles were froze. They wouldnt move. @ 14 degrees 3" might be optimistic.

 

[JDowns]

In Phoenix we just put on our flip flops in our shorts and head out easy peasy for our iced coffee's in the morning.

I love the cold and snow and miss the seasons down here. Can't wait to get up to Northern Idaho permanently....although they are getting a bit of a wallop lately.

 

[KNI]

in Canada we can do that too.
problem is we have to gather some birch bark, small sticks, build a fire by rubbing sticks together. once that happens we can gather up snow and ice chunks and melt it in an old bathtub.
then we drink it after straining out the Cariboo poo chunks.
after 30-40 minutes the urge to pee starts.
the next 20 minutes are spent trying to get your 3" pecker through 6" of Carhart's and aiming it precisely at the door lock blindly, cuz you cant see what youre doing let alone feel it.
you only have one shot at it.

In Finland we just bite some dried fly agaric and take the next flying raindeer in 15 minutes.

 

[Tracy Bowman]

in Canada we can do that too.
problem is we have to gather some birch bark, small sticks, build a fire by rubbing sticks together. once that happens we can gather up snow and ice chunks and melt it in an old bathtub.
then we drink it after straining out the Cariboo poo chunks.
after 30-40 minutes the urge to pee starts.
the next 20 minutes are spent trying to get your 3" pecker through 6" of Carhart's and aiming it precisely at the door lock blindly, cuz you cant see what youre doing let alone feel it.
you only have one shot at it.

Oh, what a picture you have created!

 

[9zero1790]

in texas i just wait a bit and the weather changes for me. tuesday i wore short sleeve shirt and played in the river. today i had to wear a sweater to work.

 

[KJRR]

Oh, what a picture you have created!

NO Tracy! Don't visualize!
Once you picture it you can't unsee it!
You'll close your eyes and see a 3" dancing banana!

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