Delirious
Well-Known Member
It's so ugly that if it was a woman it would not have to worry about birth control because it's face and it's body would take care of that.
It's so ugly if it was a dog you'd have to put a bone around it's neck to get the other dogs to play with it.
It's so ugly farmers could use it as a scarecrow.
It's so ugly you could take it to a Freakshow and they would let it in for free.
It's so ugly that if it was a baby its mother would have to breast-feed it through a straw.
It's so ugly that the designing engineers hung themselves.
It's so ugly that if I met it in a bar I wouldn't drive it until I've had at least a six pack..
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