How about some Jokes [Admin: No Covid or Politics!]

[wanted33]

This double count has an eery resemblance

Dad gum it, the wifi where I staying is pitiful at best. It'll drop out, and come back, then screw everything up. Took care of it brother, thanks for the heads up.

 

[Doc]

Windy ..

 

[outdoorphotog]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[P. A. Schilke]

 

[AzScorpion]

This is so true! ?

 

[GregM]

And so it goes

 

[Tracy Bowman]

This is so true! ?

That IS so true. My husband and me exactly. Also, that pie would drive me crazy. I'm always getting on to him for massacring the pies and cakes.

 

[GregM]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Don't mess with kids

 

[Ranger_Rocks]

 

[AzScorpion]

Which according to my gf is all the time.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Radioman]

You forgot the urinal in the garage....

 

[KJRR]

I keep trying to sell my wife on the idea of a garage with an apartment above. Maybe I can sell her on a house like that.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

I keep trying to sell my wife on the idea of a garage with an apartment above. Maybe I can sell her on a house like that.

HI KJ,

Our under roof is 3600 sq ft. 1700 living space and 1900 Garage!

best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired