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Ranger_Rocks

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The Church Gossip

Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Tom, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Tom and several others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

Tom, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.

Later that evening, Tom quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house...walked home...and left it there all night.
 

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We use to just dial 0 and ask the operator. Needless to say she wasn't happy. lol
Since this is a joke thread....
Airline pilot and his livein girlfriend are on the outs. Airline pilot is going to work for a week long trip. He tells his girlfriend to be moved out by the time he returns.
He returns a week later and sees the house phone off the hook. Placing it to his ear he hears, the current time in Tokyo is.....
Think about it.?
 

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If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
 
 
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