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[FX4Offroad]

Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.” “Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing’ comes out!” “Actually,” said the 80-year -old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.” “Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year old. “No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.” “So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?” “No, I have one every morning at 6:30.” Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?” * * * * * * * * * * * “I don’t wake up until 7:00.”

I laughed so hard when I read this, at 63, I realized I have no trouble peeing.
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Just sayin'

 

[Trigganometry]

I know, do you ?

 

[bearrug]

I know, do you ?

Oh yeah i remember that its where you put the bumper jack

 

[RedlandRanger]

Oh yeah i remember that its where you put the bumper jack

That is when bumpers could actually support the weight of the car.....

 

[Rinn69]

We didn't have to worry about finding the right jacking point.

 

[AzScorpion]

I know, do you ?

And I don't need you to keep reminding me! ?

 

[AzScorpion]

I know, do you ?

This one goes back to the same era. Now all of us that knew what the holes in the bumper were for will get this one. Millennials will be like?

 

[RedlandRanger]

This one goes back to the same era. Now all of us that knew what the holes in the bumper were for will get this one. Millennials will be like?

The first car I drove (my parents car) had one of these, but MY first car did not (my 1973 Capri). Those Germans were ahead of everyone else and put it on the wiper stalk.

I've grown to LOVE my auto hi beams in my Ranger. I thought it was kind of a stupid feature when I bought the truck, but I really like it now. It isn't perfect, but it does work amazingly well.

 

[Trigganometry]

Back when I was a youngin these were the rage!

 

[AzScorpion]

The first car I drove (my parents car) had one of these, but MY first car did not (my 1973 Capri). Those Germans were ahead of everyone else and put it on the wiper stalk.

I've grown to LOVE my auto hi beams in my Ranger. I thought it was kind of a stupid feature when I bought the truck, but I really like it now. It isn't perfect, but it does work amazingly well.

What was bad about these they always seemed to break and get stuck on high beam. I haven't uses the auto high beams on mine but I don't do a whole lot of night driving either.

 

[RedlandRanger]

What was bad about these they always seemed to break and get stuck on high beam. I haven't uses the auto high beams on mine but I don't do a whole lot of night driving either.

I never had that happen but they always seemed to be kind of a weird switch. It always FELT like it was going to get stuck.

 

[AzScorpion]

I never had that happen but they always seemed to be kind of a weird switch. It always FELT like it was going to get stuck.

Looking back now it was a very weird switch. If you had rubber floors and your foot was wet it would slide all around trying to find that darn thing. Then if you were driving a stick you needed and extra foot sometimes. ?

 

[GregM]

Back when I was a youngin these were the rage!

Rick this was when chrome was chrome not this plastic overlay chrome. You can put gas in the car and change bulbs while filling up
My Uncle had a car with this set up and we were just youngins and playing dodge ball and one of us missed the target and it hit this dead on and fell open and I started crying cause I thought we were going to get murdered by Uncle George

 

[Sharky]

A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing.
As part of his job he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the passengers as they exited the airplane.
He was afraid that someone might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but everyone left without saying a word except for one passenger.

an elderly lady, she slowly approached the pilot after most passengers had exited the plane and asked, "Did we land? Or were we shot down?"

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