Tough Place to Join! :)

[wanted33]

@WhyNot21 you really can't ignore it cause then you wouldn't have any fun in denying you did it all anyway

But, I'd worry about the Graphene product you WILL BE INDOCTRINATED... err, introduced to. As you can see, Duke's truck was white to start with and after a 1/2 application of product (recommended TO PURCHASE CAUSE IT'S CHEAPER THAN A DAMPER) his truck completely changed color.

Now, he'll deny it all, but well, it's Duke and Dave, well it's Dave...so, I'll back almost everything they say...except the decision to spend $86,891 on a vehicle that isn't even in production yet...and even more for mods and upgrades that haven't been produced yet.

Now you know...the Truth is Out There!?

Best be on the damper mod quick!!?

Ooooh Terry my old friend, you love that tailgate damper, I know you do. Remember, admitting you have a problem will get you half way there. Bwahaha

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[FoD]

Ooooh Terry my old friend, you love that tailgate damper, I know you do. Remember, admitting you have a problem will get you half way there. Bwahaha

Oh yeah!! Dave got me 110% and we had a great "gentlemen's agreement"... I'd do a damper if he donated to an animal rescue center, we both won on that, but he didn't really warn me that the siren song of the damper means an affliction of mod-fever...kinda like Saturday Night Fever with more disco!!

 

[Texasota]

Ooooh Terry my old friend, you love that tailgate damper, I know you do. Remember, admitting you have a problem will get you half way there. Bwahaha

Please stop. Reminding me of that sad day on Ranger5g makes my eyes water.

 

[wanted33]

Please stop. Reminding me of that sad day on Ranger5g makes my eyes water.

Careful Al, you're close to admitting you do have a heart. So, go ahead you old softie, admit too what we all know already.

 

[Texasota]

Careful Al, you're close to admitting you do have a heart. So, go ahead you old softie, admit too what we all know already.

Of course I have a heart. Watching how Dave (@AzScorpion) methodically wore down Terry (@FoD) transforming him into a beaten and broken man was horrifying to watch. After that event I vowed I would never ever become a victim of Dave. Never surrender!

 

[Trigganometry]

Of course I have a heart. Watching how Dave (@AzScorpion) methodically wore down Terry (@FoD) transforming him into a beaten and broken man was horrifying to watch. After that event I vowed I would never ever become a victim of Dave. Never surrender!

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[FoD]

Of course I have a heart. Watching how Dave (@AzScorpion) methodically wore down Terry (@FoD) transforming him into a beaten and broken man was horrifying to watch. After that event I vowed I would never ever become a victim of Dave. Never surrender!

Words of someone who wants to be brought in from the cold, to the warm and inviting world of "Ranger Dave's Shopping Network"!

 

[Tracy Bowman]

I just joined a day ago . . . looks like a lot of great information here. My Ranger fits in my garage without an inch to spare. An F-150 would have never fit so I was pleasantly surprised when I drove into the garage the first time.

Welcome!

 

[AzScorpion]

Oh yeah!! Dave got me 110% and we had a great "gentlemen's agreement"... I'd do a damper if he donated to an animal rescue center, we both won on that, but he didn't really warn me that the siren song of the damper means an affliction of mod-fever...kinda like Saturday Night Fever with more disco!!

I gotta say it was a hell of a fight! Terry finally cracked like an egg (they all do) and has been my biggest conquest so far. It was a glorious day and cause for celebration. ? ?

 

[AzScorpion]

Of course I have a heart. Watching how Dave (@AzScorpion) methodically wore down Terry (@FoD) transforming him into a beaten and broken man was horrifying to watch. After that event I vowed I would never ever become a victim of Dave. Never surrender!

Al my friend you know deep down it's only a matter of time. You had a front row seat watching Terry wither away like a broken frail old man. Don't put yourself through this torture any longer. We have the pictures of you already starting to break down. It's a sad sight to see.

 

[FoD]

Al my friend you know deep down it's only a matter of time. You had a front row seat watching Terry wither away like a broken frail old man. Don't put yourself through this torture any longer. We have the pictures of you already starting to break down. It's a sad sight to see.

Al's (@Texasota ) inner view at secretly checking out Dave's shopping symposium

and Dave's post looks like how he's deciding on a bronco model mod upgrade

 

[Texasota]

Al my friend you know deep down it's only a matter of time. You had a front row seat watching Terry wither away like a broken frail old man. Don't put yourself through this torture any longer. We have the pictures of you already starting to break down. It's a sad sight to see.

To all of you new members, now you know why there is a well organized resistance here on Ranger5g. Dave is ruthless and a danger on this forum and unfortunately, the forum moderators are reluctant to dispense the desperately needed discipline. I don't know how he gets away with it.

Dave has all the evil and hypnotic skills as Kaa. I have long suspected some DNA commonality.

 

[Texasota]

I gotta say it was a hell of a fight! Terry finally cracked like an egg (they all do) and has been my biggest conquest so far. It was a glorious day and cause for celebration. ? ?

Now, this is truly the individual without a heart or mercy!

Terry, are you going to let him talk about you like that? Take that damper off and mail it to Dave with a note describing how you regained your courage and pride.

 

[WhyNot21]

I've resisted the urge to lookup what this "tailgate damper" thing is. It appears to be root of all evil!

 

[AzScorpion]

I've resisted the urge to lookup what this "tailgate damper" thing is. It appears to be root of all evil!

It's been a running joke since they started making a damper for the Ranger a few years ago. Some resist but eventually cave in like Terry @FoD. Some like Al @Texasota just don't realize it's the Holy Grail of all mods but his day of reckoning is coming soon! Please .....Don't be like Al! ?

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