9zero1790
Well-Known Member
gentlemen, after reading over this thread it suddenly hit me that collectively us men have gotten lil soft. a lot of those options we wanted and had thought over sound like the list of the most fully loaded luxury sissy minivan ever... ( if you even thought for a second how useful minivans can be, some guy with a v8, thick neck and tattoos will be stopping by to revoke your man card shortly). im not gonna call out any one individually seeing how i too am guilty and wanted cushy over priced leather and im too lazy and weak to fold my mirrors. lol. some of us need to cinch up the seem on our cherry sacks and get some chest hair back. 
i mean come on now - is this a truck or is it the shuttle van to a craft fair or shoe store... its like if we hurry we still make it to painting with a twist... so lets all just overlook our momentary testosterone deficiency and agree to tell ford that the next ranger better have more engine options, more gear ratio options (lockers standard), bigger shackles, stake holes in the bed corners ( that are the correct size to open a long neck bottle - like trucks used to have) , a middle seat in the front for the ladies and damn boot brush under the bumper. so, when we come back after a full day of doing manly stuff like wrestling bears we can scuff off the mud and dirt from our boots before tracking into the bedroom...
for a nap.
i mean come on now - is this a truck or is it the shuttle van to a craft fair or shoe store... its like if we hurry we still make it to painting with a twist... so lets all just overlook our momentary testosterone deficiency and agree to tell ford that the next ranger better have more engine options, more gear ratio options (lockers standard), bigger shackles, stake holes in the bed corners ( that are the correct size to open a long neck bottle - like trucks used to have) , a middle seat in the front for the ladies and damn boot brush under the bumper. so, when we come back after a full day of doing manly stuff like wrestling bears we can scuff off the mud and dirt from our boots before tracking into the bedroom...for a nap.
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