So much for parking away from others

[MountainGoat]

I do now.

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[Sojourner]

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I'm sure y'all have heard what the USAF female pilots use, right?

The
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[Kemo Sabe]

So this morning i was parking in the hospital parking garage ahead of my routine cardiologist check up. I chose an end spot way on the opposite end of the stairs/elevators. I had a few minutes to kill and as I was just sitting there, a guy in a Ram got the same idea and started pulling in directly in front of me. Wouldn't you know he ran right into me? I got out cursing, he also got out and looked and his license plate was pushed right up against mine. He started apologizing up and down, got in and backed up. Luckily, there was practically no damage, the plate was bent a little and the plate holder was ever so slightly not straight. He got a small dent in his bumper, which I enjoyed.

I’m glad there was an amicable ending to one story! Nice to hear a positive story. But, OF ALL THINGS!!! Glad his tag was bent. That’ll teach him!

Really a remarkable story!

 

[got3fords]

I’m glad there was an amicable ending to one story! Nice to hear a positive story. But, OF ALL THINGS!!! Glad his tag was bent. That’ll teach him!

Really a remarkable story!

Thanks. Actually, I was referring to my tag that got a little bent, he got the little dent in his paint. I can bang it straight if so inclined, not bad enough to worry about. So yeah, a good ending.

 

[Fawnbuster]

So this morning i was parking in the hospital parking garage ahead of my routine cardiologist check up. I chose an end spot way on the opposite end of the stairs/elevators. I had a few minutes to kill and as I was just sitting there, a guy in a Ram got the same idea and started pulling in directly in front of me. Wouldn't you know he ran right into me? I got out cursing, he also got out and looked and his license plate was pushed right up against mine. He started apologizing up and down, got in and backed up. Luckily, there was practically no damage, the plate was bent a little and the plate holder was ever so slightly not straight. He got a small dent in his bumper, which I enjoyed.

Can't fix stupid...

 

[Jsattlec]

So this morning i was parking in the hospital parking garage ahead of my routine cardiologist check up. I chose an end spot way on the opposite end of the stairs/elevators. I had a few minutes to kill and as I was just sitting there, a guy in a Ram got the same idea and started pulling in directly in front of me. Wouldn't you know he ran right into me? I got out cursing, he also got out and looked and his license plate was pushed right up against mine. He started apologizing up and down, got in and backed up. Luckily, there was practically no damage, the plate was bent a little and the plate holder was ever so slightly not straight. He got a small dent in his bumper, which I enjoyed.

Gosh! I couldn’t see why you’d need to ever see a cardiologist!

 

[got3fords]

Gosh! I couldn’t see why you’d need to ever see a cardiologist!

LOL, yeah, I had to do the whole "serenity now" routine to calm down on the way in. Actually, heart disease runs in the family, so regular check ups are a must.

 

[Cabose-1]

What was thread about anyway??
Another transmission, oil in the gas, defective bed height?????
As i sit on the pooper this ? morning

 

[got3fords]

What was thread about anyway??
Another transmission, oil in the gas, defective bed height?????
As i sit on the pooper this ? morning

Poor parking.

 

[Friday yet?]

No , I am clearly standing WAY back, and slightly arched ...

That is just WAY too funny to me!!!

And to think that the warden often accuses me of refusing to grow up.

 

[Friday yet?]

I too park far away from others...so I can piss...

OMG i am crying!!!!! That hit home. Yep! That'd be me.

Oh shit that is too funny. And so true.

Hey, at my age, when I got to go, I got to go... NOW.

 

[Motorpsychology]

As rather tall guy, it really pisses me off (speaking of urinals) when a short guy takes the high urinal and leaves me with the short one! I hate pissing in a low urinal.

Old military jokes. The branches of service can easily be switched around to your preference. I am an Army veteran so...:

The solder and sailor went into the mens' room at the EM club about the same time. As they were standing in front of the urinals, the sailor says, "Man, this water is sure cold!" To which the soldier replies, "Yeah, and deep, too!"

The soldier and sailor walk into the mens' room at the same time. After finishing, the soldier heads for the door while the sailor stops at the sink, and hollers to the soldier, "in the Navy, they teach us to wash after we go!" To which the soldier replies, "Yeah in the Army they teach us not to piss on our hands!"

 

[Friday yet?]

This is the reason I carry a valve stem remover in my truck.

Channel locks work too. Haven't run across many valve stems that can resist. And more of an effort to fix versus simply reairing the tire.

Of course I've heard that ice picks have their place too.... oh sorry. Getting off track here.

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