My Ranger sucks..

[canyonslicker]

Ok my Ranger really sucks for a few reasons..
1. I have people asking how I like it.
2. The engine needs to be detuned so I won’t be tempted eat Tacos alive..
3. The B&O sound system sucks because everyone outside can’t hear what I hear even though it rattles my mirrors.
4. The heated seats… come on that’s they invented clothes..
5. It’s only a midsize truck.
6. Too many options like trail control, locking rear differential etc.
7. The black appearance package… enough said..

Yeah I really hate it… Ford could’ve done better….

The only real kicker is no TBC…

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[myothercarizahearse]

amen #2 don't forget

8. the tailgate damper downgrade

 

[AzScorpion]

Mine sucks too. It didn't come with a damper but lucky for me I'm the president of DeeZee!?

 

[bearrug]

Ok my Ranger really sucks for a few reasons..
1. I have people asking how I like it.
2. The engine needs to be detuned so I won’t be tempted eat Tacos alive..
3. The B&O sound system sucks because everyone outside can’t hear what I hear even though it rattles my mirrors.
4. The heated seats… come on that’s they invented clothes..
5. It’s only a midsize truck.
6. Too many options like trail control, locking rear differential etc.
7. The black appearance package… enough said..

Yeah I really hate it… Ford could’ve done better….

The only real kicker is no TBC…

Sounds like a big pile of crap you should drive. It off a cliff

 

[Msfitoy]

#1...love your truck...you do all the work? I did. How do you like it? Face palm...

 

[AutobotXJ]

I agree! I also hate that there is no aftermarket option for the “Angry Eyes”.

 

[dondonbabyraptor]

I agree! I also hate that there is no aftermarket option for the “Angry Eyes”.

I googled angry eyes mod and this is what I thought that mod looks like.


Angry Lightning McQueen

 

[Delirious]

I'm not into muddying like that although that is a lot of fun. I used to do it 30 years ago from time to time but some things just aren't as fun when you're an old fart.

 

[66F100]

Ok my Ranger really sucks for a few reasons..
1. I have people asking how I like it.
2. The engine needs to be detuned so I won’t be tempted eat Tacos alive..
3. The B&O sound system sucks because everyone outside can’t hear what I hear even though it rattles my mirrors.
4. The heated seats… come on that’s they invented clothes..
5. It’s only a midsize truck.
6. Too many options like trail control, locking rear differential etc.
7. The black appearance package… enough said..

Yeah I really hate it… Ford could’ve done better….

The only real kicker is no TBC…

Tell you what...
For only $19.95 I will take it off your hands.
No wait I will double that offer if you reply in thirty minutes!
That's right I will give you $39.90 for one Ranger!
Act now, phone lines are filling up fast!

 

[myothercarizahearse]

Tell you what...
For only $19.95 I will take it off your hands.
No wait I will double that offer if you reply in thirty minutes!
That's right I will give you $39.90 for one Ranger!
Act now, phone lines are filling up fast!

what? no extra fees for the free stuff?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

what? no extra fees for the free stuff?

Just pay additional shipping and handling...

 

[D Fresh]

Yours is surely defective.

Must be that loose nut behind the wheel.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

...
just like when we buy shit beer at full price and say its the best beer around.

Wait, does this imply that there is a beer that DOESN'T taste like crap?

I've never tried one that made me want a second tasting of it.

 

[D Fresh]

Wait, does this imply that there is a beer that DOESN'T taste like crap?

I've never tried one that made me want a second tasting of it.

Let me guess.

You put ketchup on your steak, don't you?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Let me guess.

You put ketchup on your steak, don't you?

No.

Either nothing or a bit of A1.

I used to like A1 Bold but since I liked it they stopped making it.

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