My Ranger sucks..

[canyonslicker]

Ok my Ranger really sucks for a few reasons..
1. I have people asking how I like it.
2. The engine needs to be detuned so I won’t be tempted eat Tacos alive..
3. The B&O sound system sucks because everyone outside can’t hear what I hear even though it rattles my mirrors.
4. The heated seats… come on that’s they invented clothes..
5. It’s only a midsize truck.
6. Too many options like trail control, locking rear differential etc.
7. The black appearance package… enough said..

Yeah I really hate it… Ford could’ve done better….

The only real kicker is no TBC…

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[myothercarizahearse]

amen #2 don't forget

8. the tailgate damper downgrade

 

[AzScorpion]

Mine sucks too. It didn't come with a damper but lucky for me I'm the president of DeeZee!?

 

[bearrug]

Ok my Ranger really sucks for a few reasons..
1. I have people asking how I like it.
2. The engine needs to be detuned so I won’t be tempted eat Tacos alive..
3. The B&O sound system sucks because everyone outside can’t hear what I hear even though it rattles my mirrors.
4. The heated seats… come on that’s they invented clothes..
5. It’s only a midsize truck.
6. Too many options like trail control, locking rear differential etc.
7. The black appearance package… enough said..

Yeah I really hate it… Ford could’ve done better….

The only real kicker is no TBC…

Sounds like a big pile of crap you should drive. It off a cliff

 

[viperwolf]

This is how you should drive it everyday.

 

[Msfitoy]

#1...love your truck...you do all the work? I did. How do you like it? Face palm...

 

[AutobotXJ]

I agree! I also hate that there is no aftermarket option for the “Angry Eyes”.

 

[dondonbabyraptor]

I agree! I also hate that there is no aftermarket option for the “Angry Eyes”.

I googled angry eyes mod and this is what I thought that mod looks like.


Angry Lightning McQueen

 

[Delirious]

This is how you should drive it everyday.

I'm not into muddying like that although that is a lot of fun. I used to do it 30 years ago from time to time but some things just aren't as fun when you're an old fart.

 

[viperwolf]

I'm not into muddying like that although that is a lot of fun. Iused to do it 30 years ago from time to time but somethings just aren't as fun when you're an old fart.
Well if you want to drive like that you need good tires with good traction so I'm selling my
5 General Grabber 265/70/17 A/T Tires
They have 500 miles on them as of this posting. I want to sell all five of these tires (Spare is full sized). I'm in Central Florida. I'll let them go for, $700 or $800? (Or trade for the Continental Terrain Contact A/T's.)
I emailed Continental who happens to own General Tires and they told me basically tough luck they don't warranty satisfaction with OEM tires. No Duh.
Anyway, any good bites and we could work out something where I can drive and meet you halfway if you're close enough.

Oh um ? , thats not me or my truck. No way I would drive like that anyway, I was just joking around.
I do like pushing my Everest though,, however meeting half way I think we would end up in the Pacific somewhere. That would take one really long snorkel and probably some scuba gear.

 

[66F100]

Ok my Ranger really sucks for a few reasons..
1. I have people asking how I like it.
2. The engine needs to be detuned so I won’t be tempted eat Tacos alive..
3. The B&O sound system sucks because everyone outside can’t hear what I hear even though it rattles my mirrors.
4. The heated seats… come on that’s they invented clothes..
5. It’s only a midsize truck.
6. Too many options like trail control, locking rear differential etc.
7. The black appearance package… enough said..

Yeah I really hate it… Ford could’ve done better….

The only real kicker is no TBC…

Tell you what...
For only $19.95 I will take it off your hands.
No wait I will double that offer if you reply in thirty minutes!
That's right I will give you $39.90 for one Ranger!
Act now, phone lines are filling up fast!

 

[myothercarizahearse]

Tell you what...
For only $19.95 I will take it off your hands.
No wait I will double that offer if you reply in thirty minutes!
That's right I will give you $39.90 for one Ranger!
Act now, phone lines are filling up fast!

what? no extra fees for the free stuff?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

what? no extra fees for the free stuff?

Just pay additional shipping and handling...

 

[D Fresh]

Yours is surely defective.

Must be that loose nut behind the wheel.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

...
just like when we buy shit beer at full price and say its the best beer around.

Wait, does this imply that there is a beer that DOESN'T taste like crap?

I've never tried one that made me want a second tasting of it.

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