How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

What the hell???

It's a kiss cam...

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[Dr. Zaius]

 

[FerdRanger]

It's a kiss cam...

what else ya got?

 

[Fordup]

Reminds me of when I was about 14 and my dad was putting new shingles on the house. I was heading out to a friend's and he asked me to bring a bundle of shingles up on the roof and help him. I said no and kept on walking. He took a steel framing square sitting next to him and let it rip like a boomerang at me. Just missed by about a foot and I took off running like Forest Gump to a friend's house. Didn't go home for 3 days and then he showed up at their front door. His words were "The lawn needs mowing and if you don't get home and start mowing I will beat the ship out of you right now in front of your friends". I ran home and started the mower up because I didn't want that again. Times were different back then.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Take a wild guess where this happened...

 

[Motorpsychology]

Repost but still funny...

I remember that when it was first posted few years ago. Delightfully twisted and dark humor; sort of like Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

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[AzScorpion]

This should get me excused.

 

[Langwilliams]

I remember that when it was first posted few years ago. Delightfully twisted and dark humor; sort of like Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.

I thought only people in Cleveland watched that!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

New and Improved LinkedIn translator.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[Bob902]

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