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[AzScorpion]

You have to wonder why they had to put that warning on a pizza box

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[Dr. Zaius]

Repost but still funny...

 

[Jason B]

Repost but still funny...

This is why I disregard 'intended' use and do what I want.
Ex: I don't care what the patent for the TP holder shows, I put my paper rolling off from the front.

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[twk]

First a short prelude.

Everyone has heard variations of "Who's on first" and maybe you smile or laugh, but most of you have no idea how far this goes. A week ago or so, I had two young guys behind me in a check-out line, and they were talking about something, I have no idea what. One says to the other something like "I don't know who", and the other says "Who's on first". Hahaha, they laughed. A moment later nearly similar lines were said again, and they laughed again. I was pretty sure that they had no idea what that joke was about.

I took a big chance, turned around, and asked carefully "Do you know the name of the second baseman?". I got blank stares... They only knew 'who's on first'. Luckily they were in a good mood and I had them promise to look up Abbot and Costello - Who's On First video.

I hope they did.
I finally looked up the Youtube link so the rest of you can get a chuckle and know the story too. Hopefully, it's funnier than you thought.

Here it is, from their TV show, in 1945.

 

[FerdRanger]

made a new hat today

 

[AzScorpion]

Smart dog! lol

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[FerdRanger]

 

[AzScorpion]

 

[FerdRanger]

yo bud, your dog’s looking for you

 

[Bob902]

Ain’t that the truth

 

[AzScorpion]

I had an ex like this.

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