Everything I do, I do with a hint of failure :(

[TBR17]

Sometimes when a part does not install right or go back in place the way it should I hit it with my first.

I'm pretty much 50/50 that it finally bends to my will or I damage something.

I'm also sure my neighbors probably think I am a domestic violence abuser. They can't see me working, but they probably here all the rumblings like, "F*** you use you useless cunt!" and "Why do you do this to me you are a piece of s***?"

Almost pissed my pants reading this............

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[sootie007]

I have been doing the car and truck mod thing for at least 39 yrs .....its always something.....if things go too smooth on a mod somethings usually wrong lol.....I would say 60% of my mods go as planned - zero issues ... the other 40% usually result in a pita situation, a cracked this or that - another late night trip to the parts store , blood spilled and or expletives hurled. Its all part of the game ...my favorite is what I call the "two hour bolt" - I have found every vehicle has one and when you finally find it you will cuss the engineers , designers and the manufacturer to hell over it lol......the older I get the old adage seems truer "if it aint broke dont fix it " ...but like you Im not there yet - MOD ON lol.....

 

[TJMarchand]

We are all in the same boat. With my older car, everything that should take half an hour turns in to a day long adventure, take something off and a bolt will break and 2 trips to the auto-parts store later, you've finished when the sun goes down.

I installed my tonneau cover Tuesday. Video online shows them doing it in 16 minutes. Took me 4 hours all said and done with a plastic clip breaking on it. It's still fun to do it myself, but I can never plan for it to go as quick as I want.

 

[P. A. Schilke]

We are all in the same boat. With my older car, everything that should take half an hour turns in to a day long adventure, take something off and a bolt will break and 2 trips to the auto-parts store later, you've finished when the sun goes down.

I installed my tonneau cover Tuesday. Video online shows them doing it in 16 minutes. Took me 4 hours all said and done with a plastic clip breaking on it. It's still fun to do it myself, but I can never plan for it to go as quick as I want.

Hi Trevor,

There are only two kinds of plastic....Broken and About to be Broken....

Best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired

 

[AzScorpion]

This reminds me of the first AR I built. Watching the video and putting the spring and detent for the front pivot pin they made to look soooo easy. Just use your finger nail or a razor blaze to hold the detent while you slide the pin through. Yeah that didn't work as I launched two sets of springs and detents into the kitchen. After spending about an hour on my hands and knees I finally found one of each then got online and ordered one of these. Now it's a 10 second job and never lost another set since.

I also remember one of my first brand new cars and I was changing the oil in it. Simple right as I've done this hundreds of times but noooo the damn oil filter was screwed on so tight from the factory it ripped in half. Now I'm under there with pliers pealing the rest of the filter apart like a banana and using a hammer and screwdriver to spin the filter off! A 20 minute job turned into a bloody knuckle hour plus swear fest. Now it's just easier and better for my blood pressure to just let the dealer do them.?

 

[CB750F]

I always fix my motorcycles, tear 'em down & rebuild. If something special,
I bring the part to the shop. I hate electricity so I don't do it. I'm good at
pretty much everything. Not great, just good.
As for cars, forget it, breaking bolts or a stud, all the rust, just YUK!
I will do simple stuff like oil, belt, brakes, radiator but only if these are " simple".
Not to mention some specialty tools you only need once.
Also like others said, sometimes I will attempt a task but I allow 2 to 7 days.
I make sure I don't need that vehicle for the next week, cuz, shit happens.
Just know your limitations. Nothing wrong learning y our limitations, it's
an amazing feeling when you are successful.

 

[t4thfavor]

This reminds me of the first AR I built. Watching the video and putting the spring and detent for the front pivot pin they made to look soooo easy. Just use your finger nail or a razor blaze to hold the detent while you slide the pin through. Yeah that didn't work as I launched two sets of springs and detents into the kitchen. After spending about an hour on my hands and knees I finally found one of each then got online and ordered one of these. Now it's a 10 second job and never lost another set since.

I also remember one of my first brand new cars and I was changing the oil in it. Simple right as I've done this hundreds of times but noooo the damn oil filter was screwed on so tight from the factory it ripped in half. Now I'm under there with pliers pealing the rest of the filter apart like a banana and using a hammer and screwdriver to spin the filter off! A 20 minute job turned into a bloody knuckle hour plus swear fest. Now it's just easier and better for my blood pressure to just let the dealer do them.?

Always wear safety glasses when building an AR.

 

[TJMarchand]

Hi Trevor,

There are only two kinds of plastic....Broken and About to be Broken....

Best,
Phil Schilke
Ranger Vehicle Engineering
Ford Motor Co. Retired

Seriously, more words of truth and wisdom.

 

[Msfitoy]

This reminds me of the first AR I built. Watching the video and putting the spring and detent for the front pivot pin they made to look soooo easy. Just use your finger nail or a razor blaze to hold the detent while you slide the pin through. Yeah that didn't work as I launched two sets of springs and detents into the kitchen. After spending about an hour on my hands and knees I finally found one of each then got online and ordered one of these. Now it's a 10 second job and never lost another set since.

I also remember one of my first brand new cars and I was changing the oil in it. Simple right as I've done this hundreds of times but noooo the damn oil filter was screwed on so tight from the factory it ripped in half. Now I'm under there with pliers pealing the rest of the filter apart like a banana and using a hammer and screwdriver to spin the filter off! A 20 minute job turned into a bloody knuckle hour plus swear fest. Now it's just easier and better for my blood pressure to just let the dealer do them.?

I've torn down and built up so many ARs in the past...good training for small parts...modifying MINI Coopers...good for training squeezing hands into impossible tight spaces and working by feel...working on the Ranger is for old guys who's had enough of working on MINI Coopers?

 

[CB750F]

Seriously, more words of truth and wisdom.

Yup, also, at -20, just looking at plastic breaks it.

 

[AzScorpion]

Always wear safety glasses when building an AR.

I always do. I even have a pair of safety glasses which are magnified to the dioptor of readers.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KSJQC8W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I've torn down and built up so many ARs in the past...good training for small parts...modifying MINI Coopers...good for training squeezing hands into impossible tight spaces and working by feel...working on the Ranger is for old guys who's had enough of working on MINI Coopers?

I can pretty much do an AR in my sleep now. lol It was just the first time doing one and those damn springs/detents took off like a rocket! ? Never had a Mini Coop but I've wrenched on enough cars, trucks, snowmobiles and motorcycles to where I now know my limitations and frustration level. That's why when I came to doing my level kit it was well worth the $196.00 I paid the shop to do it.?

 

[Msfitoy]

I always do. I even have a pair of safety glasses which are magnified to the dioptor of readers.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KSJQC8W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1





I can pretty much do an AR in my sleep now. lol It was just the first time doing one and those damn springs/detents took off like a rocket! ? Never had a Mini Coop but I've wrenched on enough cars, trucks, snowmobiles and motorcycles to where I now know my limitations and frustration level. That's why when I came to doing my level kit it was well worth the $196.00 I paid the shop to do it.?

$196 for level kit install?!?! Did you miss a zero there buddy??

 

[t4thfavor]

$196 for level kit install?!?! Did you miss a zero there buddy??

That was probably the install price. It's 2 hours max if you don't break anything off (for the fronts).

My coilovers arrive tomorrow, I'll make another one of my famous howto videos.

 

[rang19ca]

I love this thread for all the truth that it covers. I am a retired Mechanic with more than 50 years of experience. I can't tell you how many times the easiest jobs can turn in to the most frustrating, curse inducing, headaches ever imagined. I have learned that when I get to blinded to how to get the job done, I have to step back and take a break to refocus. I have been known to sling cuss words and tools across the shop when things go south, so to speak. Just today while trying to reassemble a wooden table project, things turned to shit. I Guess things will always be FUN no matter how long I work on them. As we always said: If it ain't broke, don't fix it, Ha Ha.

 

[AzScorpion]

$196 for level kit install?!?! Did you miss a zero there buddy??

Nope that's why I had them do it instead of hours of frustration and swearing. ?

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