My friend (Corvette owner and Corvette Club member) says Corvettes are like hemorrhoids - eventually, every a$$hole gets one.Light drizzle, but a nice turn out. The wife mention that it's nothing but old men with a variety of different size paunches.![]()
Thats where they have the money belts...where they keep the funds to buy and own those machinesLight drizzle, but a nice turn out. The wife mention that it's nothing but old men with a variety of different size paunches.![]()
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That means I will never, ever, be an A$$HOLE !!!!!My friend (Corvette owner and Corvette Club member) says Corvettes are like hemorrhoids - eventually, every a$$hole gets one.

Looks like a couple hiding in the middle of the first picture.No C3?
Well, with Corvette ownership status as well as your profile name aside, and based on your engagement with folks on this forum , I wholeheartedly agree! I just can’t see it happening.That means I will never, ever, be an A$$HOLE !!!!!![]()
I'm old.....I'm grumpy.....And I'm definately an S.O.B.......but based on owning a Genuine Made Crap Plastic Mobile as a precursor to being an A$$hole simply means I will never be an A$$hole !!!!!Well, with Corvette ownership status as well as your profile name aside, and based on your engagement with folks on this forum , I wholeheartedly agree! I just can’t see it happening.
You must have a lot of hemorrhoids.My friend (Corvette owner and Corvette Club member) says Corvettes are like hemorrhoids - eventually, every a$$hole gets one.

That reminds me, I need to go to Costco and get a couple cases of wipes.You must have a lot of hemorrhoids.
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Yeah, but do you have the requisite "paunch" to acquire your prize?Call me an a$$hole then cuz I'm actively searching for a Corvette convertible. I've wanted one since I was a teen and now I have the funds to purchase what I want. Signed a$$hole.
In my development of 81 residences, mostly retirees there are 6 corvette owners. I know several of them one is 6' 3" had 2 knee replacements, bad back and legs about the thickness of toothpicks, a C8 sits in his garage he openly admits he can barely get in and out of it so he rarely drives it but it was " a teenage aspiration" , he is 82 yrs old and has no paunch but his wife shares with mine that he is becoming increasingly demented. Poster boy for corvette ownership ?Yeah, but do you have the requisite "paunch" to acquire your prize?
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