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I did 18 shots of tequila for a friend's 18th birthday and have never been so sick as that night. I can't even take the smell of tequila this day. The mind has amazing ways to protect you from things that almost killed you it doesn't want to experience again.
We had few days work event and somewhere in the evening me and my colleague decided to introduce round of Tequila to everyone. It was so well taken that everyone seemed to join the round for all movement.

After we'd drank all of the tequila of the bar the night was interesting. And the gossip lasted for few years.

Not really drank Tequila after that.. :LOL:
 

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Lest we forget, in remembrance of those other teenage years favorites:

Sun Country wine cooler in 2L bottles.....better flavor, cheap and carried by a lot of gas stations.
Thunderbird....better than MD 20/20, but still left you unsure of what you did or didn't do the night before.
Purple Passion.....Almost too expensive, but you looked much cooler with those highly potent little purple cans.
And for those with "finer taste", Bartles & Jaymes.....usually what the girls drank, but was also acceptable for the guys. And Thank You for your support.
 
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Lest we forget, in remembrance of those other teenage years favorites:

Sun Country wine cooler in 2L bottles.....better flavor, cheap and carried by a lot of gas stations.
Thunderbird....better than MD 20/20, but still left you unsure of what you did or didn't do the night before.
Purple Passion.....Almost too expensive, but you looked much cooler with those highly potent little purple cans.
And for those with "finer taste", Bartles & Jaymes.....usually what the girls drank, but was also acceptable for the guys. And Thank You for your support.
I had forgot about Bartles & Jaymes wine coolers. They were a chick drink but you're right they were perfectly acceptable for the guys too and remember getting drunk on the Red many nights. They were also great for drinking at the beach on a hot summer day and didn't really fill you up like beer did. I guess toady they'd be the equivalent of Bud Light. :lipssealed:?

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Back in the mid-60's, during my Navy days, between paydays, in Southern California, Red Mountain Vin Rose was $1.05 for a gallon jug. Evil stuff...
 

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I did 18 shots of tequila for a friend's 18th birthday and have never been so sick as that night. I can't even take the smell of tequila this day. The mind has amazing ways to protect you from things that almost killed you it doesn't want to experience again.
We would mix cherry sloe gin and tequila together we called it rocket fuel. It made you jump up and run around.
 
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We would mix cherry sloe gin and tequila together we called it rocket fuel. It made you jump up and run around.
All my friends I grew up with had older brothers and sisters and this was the mid to late 70's so you know how things were then. One thing they did often was have grain alcohol parties and mix huge punch bowls full of grain alcohol and different fruits and punch so it was like drinking Kool Aid. lol You couldn't taste the alcohol and it was really easy to drink, that is until it hit you like a brick wall and you were plastered. :crazy:

Looking back at all the stupid & dumb things we did it's amazing we're alive and have any brain cells left.?‍♂ But I wouldn't trade growing up in that era for anything! Just so glad there were no smartphones then to capture all of the incriminating evidence. :lipssealed:

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All my friends I grew up with had older brothers and sisters and this was the mid to late 70's so you know how things were then. One thing they did often was have grain alcohol parties and mix huge punch bowls full of grain alcohol and different fruits and punch so it was like drinking Kool Aid. lol You couldn't taste the alcohol and it was really easy to drink, that is until it hit you like a brick wall and you were plastered. :crazy:

Looking back at all the stupid & dumb things we did it's amazing we're alive and have any brain cells left.?‍♂ But I wouldn't trade growing up in that era for anything! Just so glad there were no smartphones then to capture all of the incriminating evidence. :lipssealed:

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Agree the mid 70's were something else. I have often said thankful there were no cell phones back then or computers.
 

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All my friends I grew up with had older brothers and sisters and this was the mid to late 70's so you know how things were then. One thing they did often was have grain alcohol parties and mix huge punch bowls full of grain alcohol and different fruits and punch so it was like drinking Kool Aid. lol You couldn't taste the alcohol and it was really easy to drink, that is until it hit you like a brick wall and you were plastered. :crazy:

Looking back at all the stupid & dumb things we did it's amazing we're alive and have any brain cells left.?‍♂ But I wouldn't trade growing up in that era for anything! Just so glad there were no smartphones then to capture all of the incriminating evidence. :lipssealed:

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Ah yes WOP parties! Those were good times thankfully we lived to remember them. But we were invincible then, weren't we?

Oh you could take a decade off each of those years and it would be me. ?
 

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Nothing says class like getting drunk on a nice box of wine.

Back in my high school days the laws were lax at best but there was a thing called low beer or 3.2% beer. You could buy that at 18 but couldn't buy the stronger stuff until you were 21. There were always a few 18 year old's ( an the occasional 20 year old) in high school. We'd pay a senior to get beer for us.
 
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