Porsche Headlights: A New Theft Epidemic

[Dr_Strangelove]

Seems this is primarily happening in Europe right now based on the license plates of these cars - but this made me sick to my stomach. Reminds me of the thirst scumbags have for our tail lights - only much, much messier than a punch through the tailgate handle. A sawzall... rough way to go.

The resale value seems to be around $8500. Each.

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[LaBalbe]

That is disgusting. Some people have no respect for anything, and yet have the audacity to demand it for themselves.

 

[Bob902]

Damn.

 

[Blmpkn]

I'm with isis on this one...

 

[DukeCanBuildit]

Body Shops are the new Pawn Shops.

 

[Friday yet?]

One bright side.... maybe the POS's will be so focused on the big money cars that they ignore Ranger tail lights!

 

[JesseS]

German Plate

 

[MountainGoat]

German Plate

I think the problem here is that Germany hasn't imported enough migrants. If they let much more in I'm sure all the crime will decrease.

It's weird because they usually have really good ideas, like banning the 2nd most popular political party and shutting down all your nuclear plants cause one got cracked by an earthquake in Japan. I dunno why they haven't figured this one out.

 

[NotBudule]

Who parks a car like that in the street ? That has to make noise, getting them out like that ...

 

[JesseS]

I think the problem here is that Germany hasn't imported enough migrants. If they let much more in I'm sure all the crime will decrease.

It's weird because they usually have really good ideas, like banning the 2nd most popular political party and shutting down all your nuclear plants cause one got cracked by an earthquake in Japan. I dunno why they haven't figured this one out.

WTF? Great way to go off topic in a really weird way.

 

[MountainGoat]

WTF? Great way to go off topic in a really weird way.

These "thieves" are all moroccans fyi.

I guess I could've made an on topic joke about how no one will steal the runny egg headlights from the 996 porsches instead but eh. (You'd have to pay the thieves to take them.)

 

[got3fords]

Who parks a car like that in the street ? That has to make noise, getting them out like that ...

It's Europe, where else you gonna park a car? If they have their method down probably only takes minutes. Like cat theft in the US, seconds probably.

 

[LaBalbe]

It's Europe, where else you gonna park a car? If they have their method down probably only takes minutes. Like cat theft in the US, seconds probably.

I know that you mean catalytic converters, but the first image that popped into my head was something like this:

and then I started picturing a police line-up with a bunch of suspects covered in scratches.

 

[NotBudule]

It's Europe, where else you gonna park a car?

I have no clue , but it sounds like one more reason to never go there...

 

[jflogerzi]

our world is going to hell and a hand basket sadly. I really feel sorry for my kids generations

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