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[Dr. Zaius]

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[subquark]

And that's why the best mod for a Ranger are curb feelers!

This avant garde style is particularly attractive:

 

[Dr. Zaius]

And that's why the best mod for a Ranger are curb feelers!

This avant garde style is particularly attractive:

Wow. Just Wow.

That poor classic Chevy.

Wow.

 

[RedlandRanger]

Wow. Just Wow.

That poor classic Chevy.

Wow.

How anyone could think that looked cool, or good, or anything is beyond me. Not only is it completely impractical, it is ugly as sin. About the only thing I can say is that it is "different" - and not in a good way.

 

[Jason B]

Maybe someone with better eyes can answer this better, but the edges of the window are too clean; don't follow the hood contour properly. I don't see evidence of the wheel wells intruding into the compartment. Been going on for over a month? No regular police patrol? No one called it in?

But if it is legit, I'm glad it's not near me, either.

Park that car out in the summer sun and those guys would be roasted within an hour.

 

[subquark]

How anyone could think that looked cool, or good, or anything is beyond me. Not only is it completely impractical, it is ugly as sin. About the only thing I can say is that it is "different" - and not in a good way.

It is ugly, it should have been painted Race Red! =D

 

[Motorpsychology]

It is ugly, it should have been painted Race Red! =D

Yeah, and the Chevy is pretty bad, too.

 

[Radioman]

This helps prove that just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should...

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Trigganometry]

Town of Boone Police Department

What a day... So, many of you have heard, or have seen the videos, that we got in a pursuit with a tractor. The stolen tractor was being operated by a person who we are very familiar with, Mr. Ronnie Hicks. We received a call about the tractor being driven erratically in a parking lot trying to hit pedestrians and did in fact hit a vehicle off 421 on the east side of town. He actually hit several vehicles, a dumpster and a church. We are still trying to sort it all out.
We did attempt to use stop sticks, but they were not terribly effective on the tractor. Our officers where concerned for the welfare of our citizens as Mr. Hicks was intentionally driving the tractor toward on-coming traffic. Mr. Hicks also intentionally rammed a Boone Police vehicle. Once he turned onto Old 421, we were next concerned about Parkway Elementary and were determined not to let him get that far. When the tractor was in an isolated area, one of our officers shot the tires of the tractor (with my authorization) since the spike strips were ineffective. The Tractor then turned onto Elk Creek Rd. After a few miles of driving without a front tire Mr. Hicks turned onto a private drive and ran out of road.
Mr. Hicks then jumped off the tractor and was wielding a knife. A Boone officer utilized a Taser, and the suspect was taken into custody without injury to the suspect or the officers. Fortunately no injuries occurred throughout this incident.
I would like to thank our officers for putting themselves in harms way to protect our community. We were assisted by the Watauga County Sheriff's Office and the North Carolina State Highway Patrol. We will put out a more detailed press release to the media as soon as we can.
It just doesn't seem like this should be happening in Boone...
Be safe out there,
Chief Andy Le Beau

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Um.......

Best,
Phil

 

[oldnslow]

Um.......

Best,
Phil

That right-hand brace isn't locked, and he is taking 2 steps at a time - very dangerous!

 

[KJRR]

Um.......

Best,
Phil

Is this the latest tic-tac challenge? Like walking up milk crates?
In the guys defense, there probably isn't a warning on the label for this exact use case.

 

[Trigganometry]

Um.......

Best,
Phil

Phil, this is definitely Darwin material. ?

 

[Doc]

Um.......

Best,
Phil

Holy Crap !

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