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Still strikes me years later….
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Yes. It is suspended in the upper left, opposite the Yamaha 150 outboard; the first thing I noticed.Here is our eye test for today
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Apologies to the NASAR fans...
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That reminded me of a comment by Bernie Ecclestone of Formula 1 when he was asked about drag racing.
"Drag racing? I don't really care for it. It's kind of like masturbating: Sort of fun to do but not much fun to watch."
"Drag racing? I don't really care for it. It's kind of like masturbating: Sort of fun to do but not much fun to watch."
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One more while on the subject of cars...
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Just because you've already ordered dinner, you can still look over the menu.
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Going off Gregs surgeon theme. 
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting a friend in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting a friend in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
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Dave, is that you? Do we finally have a real picture?Going off Gregs surgeon theme.
After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting a friend in San Francisco, where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.
As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.
"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.
"I haven't got an erection," I replied.
"No, but I have," replied the nurse
Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
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Sorry to disappoint you Al but no, it's not. I'm not taking any chance so I use Cologaurd now. ?
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