How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Dr. Zaius]

Between the Cologuard and the Charmin bears commercials, I've never seen people being so giddy to wipe their butts.

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[bearrug]

 

[Tracy Bowman]

When I was little, my Go Fund Me was picking up pecans to sell at the local hardware store or picking up coke bottles litterbugs threw out beside the road to cash in for a deposit at the Zippy Mart. One way I was able to pay my way into the National Peanut Festival Fair Every Fall. Good memories.

 

[Trigganometry]

Between the Cologuard and the Charmin bears commercials, I've never seen people being so giddy to wipe their butts.

 

[bearrug]

 

[Trigganometry]

Man your stations blokes!

 

[kieefer]

 

[kieefer]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Doc]

Like 3 Stooges..Dewey Chettam and How ..

 

[Motorpsychology]

50% of Lawyers graduated in the bottom half of their class.
Statistics provided by:
Marge Inoverra

 

[P. A. Schilke]

50% of Lawyers graduated in the bottom half of their class.
Statistics provided by:
Marge Inoverra

Hi Chris,

What do you call the Med student who graduates at the very bottom of his class?...........You call him Doctor.....

Best,
Phil

 

[Motorpsychology]

I took my Ranger in for the headrest recall, and they were out of loaners. So they offered to have their parts runner drive me home and come back to get me when they finished the job. I wasn't sure if I was going to make it because we had a language barrier problem, he had recently immigrated from Russia. Said his name was

Peikop Andropov

 

[KNI]

I took my Ranger in for the headrest recall, and they were out of loaners. So they offered to have their parts runner drive me home and come back to get me when they finished the job. I wasn't sure if I was going to make it because we had a language barrier problem, he had recently immigrated from Russia. Said his name was

Peikop Andropov

Trastuisie tovaritch. Chertovski kholodno. Yest' tabak i vodka? Davay?

 

[Doc]

Trastuisie tovaritch. Chertovski kholodno. Yest' tabak i vodka? Davay?

Si Senor !

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