How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[T Bone]

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[Metal Geezer]

Q - How do you know a drummer is at your front door?
A - The knocking speeds up.

 

[Metal Geezer]

Q - How do you know the drum platform is level?
A - The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.

 

[Metal Geezer]

“Drummer” - noun - A person who hangs out with musicians.

 

[Metal Geezer]

Q - How do you know the bass player hit a wrong note?
A - His fingers are moving.

 

[Langwilliams]

Q - How do you know the bass player hit a wrong note?
A - His fingers are moving.

sounds like someone doesn't like drummers.

Q - what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

A- Homeless

 

[Colo_Ranger]

sounds like someone doesn't like drummers.

Q - what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

A- Homeless

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Alright, Adam….Put up your dukes!

 

[Tracy Bowman]

Why couldn’t the little green pepper go bow hunting? He didn’t habanero.

 

[D Fresh]

Why couldn’t the little green pepper go bow hunting? He didn’t habanero.

Thanks Tracy.

Added to my "dad joke" repertoire.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Chris M]

I can relate.

 

[Metal Geezer]

sounds like someone doesn't like drummers.

Q - what do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

A- Homeless

I pick on all musicians, but drummers are easiest.

 

[Trigganometry]

I pick on all musicians, but drummers are easiest.

Until it’s your turn!

 

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