How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[AzScorpion]

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[peterson1604]

Well, I scored 17 so I guess I'm Older Than Dirt.

Boy I remember growing up and getting drunk on Boone's Farm Tickle Pink wine. lol

Only 13 for me. ?

 

[Radioman]

Only 13 for me. ?

All of the list, but I'm old.

 

[FX4Offroad]

14...

 

[Skeezix]

Remember all 17.

 

[Sariandan]

 

[Doc]

No Workee ..

 

[FX4Offroad]

Hilarious

 

[P. A. Schilke]

Well, I scored 17 so I guess I'm Older Than Dirt.

Boy I remember growing up and getting drunk on Boone's Farm Tickle Pink wine. lol

Yep..older than dirt too....all 17

 

[Langwilliams]

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[Sariandan]

No Workee ..

Try this one...

 

[T Bone]

 

[Doc]

 

[Sharky]

do you know how to work this ?

A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening.
As he comes out of his office about 8 P.M. he sees the General standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

“Do you know how to work this thing?” the General asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it.”

“Yes, sir,” says the young officer, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the General, and feeds it in.

“Now,” says the General, “I just need one copy…”

 

[Sariandan]

do you know how to work this ?

A young officer is working late at the Pentagon one evening.
As he comes out of his office about 8 P.M. he sees the General standing by the classified document shredder in the hallway, a piece of paper in his hand.

“Do you know how to work this thing?” the General asks. “My secretary’s gone home and I don’t know how to run it.”

“Yes, sir,” says the young officer, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the General, and feeds it in.

“Now,” says the General, “I just need one copy…”

Every damn time I shred anything, I get a sinking feeling that I forgot to take that one page I needed to keep out of the stack... Every time....

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