How about some Jokes [Admin: No Politics, Religion, Nudity, Explicit Posts]

[Doc]

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[Doc]

Stephen Wright…
”I bought some Instant Water,
but..
Didnt know what to Add”..

 

[Tracy Bowman]

What was the title of this thread?

Love me some Foghorn Leghorn!

 

[bearrug]

Love me some Foghorn Leghorn!

Had that for dinner tonight with some taters

 

[AzScorpion]

Had that for dinner tonight with some taters

How'd that Rooster taste...Like chicken? ?

 

[bearrug]

How'd that Rooster taste...Like chicken? ?

just like chicken a bit rubbery though

 

[AzScorpion]

just like chicken a bit rubbery though

Why do I see this circling back to a condom joke?

 

[bearrug]

 

[Rinn69]

Stephen Wright…
”I bought some Instant Water,
but..
Didnt know what to Add”..

also Steven Wright--
Sometimes, late at night....I like to look up at the sky and smile...for a satellite picture

 

[Radioman]

What??? Drinking out of a garden hose!?! How could his parents allow that?

 

[Doc]

also Steven Wright--
Sometimes, late at night....I like to look up at the sky and smile...for a satellite picture

Steven Wright
”I have the Largest Sea Shell Collection in the World,
Its scattered all over the Beach”

 

[Doc]

Steven Wright
”I put my key in the front door, turned it and the House started…
So I drove it around the Block…
A cop stopped me, He said “Hey, Where do you live”
I said Right here” …..

And,
” If there was no Sponges in the Ocean..
Do you think it would be Deeper”?

 

[Trigganometry]

Oh look! Lunchable’s for guys! ?

 

[AzScorpion]

I wasn't sure whether this should go here or the Darwin thread as there's both in here.

 

[Radioman]

Dave, I don't know whether to reply with the HAHA Icon or the WOW icon.

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