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Why is it when you read something like this you can almost feel the pain? ? I know just about every guy is wincing right now after reading this.



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The family of a retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant with 37 years in the
Corps reluctantly decided that at age 92, he needed more care than they
could provide. The only decent place close to their home was a nursing home
for retired Army soldiers.

They approached the facility and were told that, while Army vets got first
choice, they would take vets of the other services if there happened to be
an opening; which, by good fortune, there was.

A week after placing the retired Marine there, his sons came to visit."How
do you like it here, Pop?" they asked.

"It's wonderful," said the old Jarhead. "Great chow, lots to do, and they
treat everyone with great respect."

"How so, Pop?"

"Well, take Harry, across the hall, 88 and was in the Air Force. He hasn't
worn the uniform in 30 years, but they still call him 'General.'

Then George, down the hall, used to lead the Army band. Hasn't conducted a
note in 40 years, but they still call him 'Maestro!'.

And Bob used to be a surgeon in the Navy, has not operated on anyone in 20
years, but they still call him 'Doctor' "

"That's fine for the other guys, Pop, but how do they treat you?"

"Me? They treat me with even more respect. I'm 92, haven't had sex in 20
years, and they still call me 'That F*cking Marine!'"

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The family of a retired Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant with 37 years in the
Corps reluctantly decided that at age 92, he needed more care than they
could provide. The only decent place close to their home was a nursing home
for retired Army soldiers.

They approached the facility and were told that, while Army vets got first
choice, they would take vets of the other services if there happened to be
an opening; which, by good fortune, there was.

A week after placing the retired Marine there, his sons came to visit."How
do you like it here, Pop?" they asked.

"It's wonderful," said the old Jarhead. "Great chow, lots to do, and they
treat everyone with great respect."

"How so, Pop?"

"Well, take Harry, across the hall, 88 and was in the Air Force. He hasn't
worn the uniform in 30 years, but they still call him 'General.'

Then George, down the hall, used to lead the Army band. Hasn't conducted a
note in 40 years, but they still call him 'Maestro!'.

And Bob used to be a surgeon in the Navy, has not operated on anyone in 20
years, but they still call him 'Doctor' "

"That's fine for the other guys, Pop, but how do they treat you?"

"Me? They treat me with even more respect. I'm 92, haven't had sex in 20
years, and they still call me 'That F*cking Marine!'"

SEMPER FI
This reminds me of a funny, true story.

Our neighbors next door, Don and Anna, were in their upper 80s when we moved in. Don tended to drink a lot and was often very mean to his wife. Anna was so sweet, she gave you cavities.

Years ago, when my wife and I moved into our house, we needed some electrical work done. We knew Don was a retired contractor so we asked him if he knew anybody that did electrical work. Fortunately, his nephew Patrick, was an electrician. We called Patrick and had him over to do the electrical work we needed done. While he was doing the work, we asked him about his uncle and aunt Don and Anna.

He reminded us that uncle Don was always a heavy drinker and treated Anna poorly their entire married lives.

At that time, Patrick told us that he was 14 years old when he realized that aunt's name wasn't actually "that f*cking Anna". My wife and I still laugh about that to this day.

True story.
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