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[Trigganometry]

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[Sharky]

An older lady was somewhat lonely, and decided that she needed a pet to keep her company.
So off to the pet shop she went.
Forlornly, she searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this one ugly frog.

As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and winked at her! He whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me and you won't be sorry."

The old Lady figured, what the heck, as she hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog and went to her car.
Driving down the road the frog whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't be sorry."
So, the old lady figured what the heck, and kissed the frog.

Immediately the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome, young prince. Then the prince kissed her back,
and you know what the old lady turned into?

The first motel she could find. (She's old, not dead!)

 

[FX4Offroad]

Lol

 

[FoD]

This is soooo me!!!

doin the DAVE (@AzScorpion ) swagger too!!!

 

[Trigganometry]

Haha it’s a club man...

 

[Sharky]

John invited his mother over for dinner.

During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you did take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you did not take a gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read:
"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Julie and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Julie.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom."

Lesson of the day...Don't Lie To Your Mother.

 

[GregM]

An old man is in HR for a job interview.

Human Resource manager: “What is you greatest weakness?”

Old man: “My honesty”

Human Resource manager: “I don’t think honesty is a weakness”

Old man: “I don’t give a f#%k what you think”

Gotta Love Old Geezers

 

[FX4Offroad]

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[FX4Offroad]

Lol

 

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[Trigganometry]

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[KNI]

Sequel starts with "All was quiet..."

 

[FX4Offroad]

Sequel starts with "All was quiet..."

We watch the show "Snapped". That always starts with "They were a happy couple..."

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